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will herondale:

When soulmates vibe for no reason

Tessa: *thinking and looking away from Jem at breakfast table* omg I can't believe I initiated the kiss with Jem last night...

Jem: *thinking* omg Tessa is going to think I took advantage of her, what kind of gentlemen, or even man...

Tessa: *horrified* I am a whore

Jem: *horrified* I am a whore

Will: *bursting into the room* MORNING BITCHES, I AM A WHORE!!!

#tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #will herondale #tessa gray #jem carstairs #herongraystairs #tid #the infernal devices

what-even-is-thiss

Opposite curse of Achilles where you can choose to do something grand and dangerous and be forgotten or live a normal unremarkable life and be remembered forever and that’s what happened to Ea-nāṣir

#ea nasir

bogleech

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

#wtf is this #tai sui

shithowdy

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

shithowdy

loon :)

shithowdy

i painted my loon :)

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This loon :) is joyful and whimsical!

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

#first time I'm coming across this #bogos binted

psych-is-the-name

#love love love this #<3

winesharksea

tessa not having raised kids in this century and jem having spent 100 years as a monk so like they knew teenagers can be moody and reclusive and overly dramatic but they've never had to confront something like kit blasting no surprises by radiohead for 4 hours straight lying facedown on the floor

#kit herondale is my spirit animal frfr #tsc #twp #kit herondale #kit herongraystairs #tessa gray #jem carstairs

kierancfthehunt

alec lightwood who thought he'd never get to marry anybody and magnus bane who thought he'd never be enough for anybody to marry found each other and changed the world for each other and they got married to each other

kierancfthehunt

I'm not doing well. Some might have called it the presence of God. But Magnus thought of it as Alexander Gideon Lightwood. His Entire World. The one who restored his faith. Yeah.

#they make me unwell #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #cassandra clare #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles

wtf-jax

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

siacherry

*POLICE SIRENS*

mutecrows

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

saltyhealer-deactivated20170126

[gavin screaming]

piginapoke

who the fuck is Gavin

lovely-blue-galaxy

Idk but he sounds pretty upset

of-paper-rings-and-stars

Kit gets jealous in a suicidal way and ty gets jealous in a murderous way

#wait you're right #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #kitty #kit x ty #tsc #twp

phantomrose96

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

lemonlegs4

rpfwasfine

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

rpfwasfine

kingcatnine

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

seven-oh-four

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

kingcatnine

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time