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de-stigmatizing the racist oriental riff by reclaiming it for massachusetts specifically. we can build a better future together

blackedout1999corolla

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

hemipenal-system

inexperienced dragonfucker hooking up with a similarly inexperienced humanfucker and to be honest it isn't going super well for them because neither of them know what they're doing. they're not mad at each other but she's too tight and none of the angles they saw online are working

hemipenal-system

does this feel like anything for you either

is there something we can do? an angle?

well, this website says if i shift my body like this-

oh god ow ow stop s-

oh shit are you ok im so sorry! i wish this felt better for you... i was really excited!

no girl it's fine, you're so nice! i'm glad i got to meet you and hang out even if the sex doesn't really work!

should we just call it off? im totally free tonight so if you want to just chill i'm totally game for that!

yeah, let's! just go ahead and get yourself out of me and we'll doordash some food or something. does that sound alright?

sure! let me just-

ugh-

so. um.

hey.

yes im fucking stuck im so sorry

jeez. do you think you can try pulling- SHIT FUCK OW DONT PULL STOP STOP IT OW- ok yeah so that's not going to work.

sorry

no girl it's fine don't worry about it! should we- should we order a pizza or something while we try to figure this out? you want a bunch of meats, right? yeah, try to reach my laptop- owwww- and order whatever you want and then get me a margherita please. thanks

hemipenal-system

pizza delivery guy showing up to this apartment and ringing the doorbell, and then wincing at a straight minute of loud banging and crashing inside. he doesn’t want to call the cops for a domestic dispute tonight. ugh

eventually the door opens just a crack and a dragon’s head and arm stick out to collect the pizza. he gets the tiniest view of something that looks like a human stuck with her hips against the dragon’s, and his eyes must go a bit wide because the dragon sighs and tells him not to ask, then tips him a $50 and apologizes

zoesupreme

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

zoesupreme

he's so real tho

cryptturon

theres just nothing hotter than popping the question after almost getting rabies. i need to make this a comic

cryptturon

i've been bitten btw, last year now! rabies is incurable and leads to death, so vaccines are to avoid getting infected entirely

they primarily take note of the animal's health and/or vaccination status (UNVACCINATED LARGE DOG THEY LET LOOSE IN THE STREETS BTW! 🖕🏼), and risk category (I: bitten or scratched with no wound, II: wound with no blood, III: wound with blood [I GOT CATEGORY III AND LIVED BITCHH!])

you also wash ofc but AVOID covering the wound, so if the disease is there it has a chance of not entering the bloodstream

modern shots are given based on when the bite/scratch happened: antibody on day 0 (day of bite), then rabies vaccines on day 3, day 7, day 14, and finally day 28

it's also paired with a tetanus shot

i was really angry when it happened so i dont remember which vaccine was injected into the bite itself lol, but this also varies by which vaccines youre using—so either around the site, or an intramuscular part distant from it (e.g. my arms, bc i was bitten on the thigh)

and for ur reference, this info is a mix of my experience + my vaccination record + stuff from the WHO and CDC sites ✌🏼

as much as i make this out to be a fun fictional boyfriend bonding thing i implore u to take this seriously bc even if vaccines r more effective than ever theyre also extremely expensive. i lucked out with covering costs but most ppl i know cannot cover this bc we are gay and broke. be fucking careful 🐱

animentality

arrowandaxe

bee-in-your-binnet

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

gallusrostromegalus

Thoughts, in approximate order:

You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.

Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.

"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.

...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.

Do Not Attempt To Domesticate Coyotes

collected-sports-bra

Genuine question:

Could coyotes be domesticated, sometime down the line? I know there are animals like bears that could never be, but coyotes seem close enough to dogs for it to work in many many many many generations.

Or is there something about coyotes that would make that impossible.

gallusrostromegalus

The Hare Indian Dog is a now-extinct canine that is strongly suspected to have been a domesticated coyote or coyote-dog hybrid that was bred by the Sahtu people of far northern Canada. The breed went into decline with the displacement and genocide of the Sahtu and other indigenous people of the area, and they could not keep as many of their dogs in the reservations, so the breed eventually comingled back into Newfoundland and Canadian Inuit Dogs. We don't have any preserved specimens to do any genetic testing on, so far as I know.

Could Coyotes be domesticated again? Yes and No.

Yes: They're REALLY closely related and already frequently interbreed with domestic dogs and are in a similar ecological position to the proto-dogs: comfortable living in and around human settlements, especially garbage dumps. Biologically, it's a VERY short hop (possibly as few as 2 or 3 mutations) to domestication for them.

No: The actual practicality of domesticating coyotes is negligible. Humans domesticated dogs in the first place because partially because we needed help with hunting, but probably mostly because we had fuck-all else to do for fun back then. In the modern age of readily available livestock and needing to monetize EVERYTHING or suffer for it, there isn't really much need or interest in domesticating coyotes. It'd take a large canine farming facility, similar to the fox farms of the early 1900's, multiple generations of careful genetic testing and manipulation, and would be goddamn impossible to zone or get insurance for.

The re-domestication of Cheetahs has a slightly better shot because there is a genuine need for LOTS of them as an ecological keystone species and there's decent odds of finding some rich idiots to back that project so they can have The Coolest Pet Cat.

If for some reason there became a widespread need for hunting dogs again, like say, the total collapse of society ala Cinematic Zombie Apocalypse, people would probably stick to domestic dogs, but there would be a lot of cross-breeding with coyotes FAST, especially in the USA Southwest. It's something I'd love to see a post-apocalyptic fiction author explore. That and what happens when various zoo animals eventually break out/are broken out of their enclosures and start populating new habitats. Elephants would be worth their weight in gold in a society with no more functioning bulldozers.

berrytart

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

tomatoinyourgarden

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

berrytart

Feminists … have fought… for the right … to use Botox…..

socksual-innuendos

Who made the concept of aging gracefully and parameters for conventionally attractive

escuerzoresucitado

girlpurplelily

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

an-ambient-girl

shes the only wojack i have love in my heart for

just-deer-things

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

just-deer-things

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

toskarin

when the rpgmaker game is alright: honestly the soundtrack was pretty good!

when the rpgmaker game is fucking bad and also it's the 2010s:

toskarin

2well2water

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

2well2water

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

2well2water

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

catboybiologist

Also also an enormous amount of clothes and hygiene products marketed towards women are designed to punish being hairy and if you understand that you can work around it and let your hair grow anyways

But acknowledging it is the first step