my little turtle world

slightly older than the spread of the world wide web; clueless; open; i really try, i swear; lover of carbs; xe/xem

[brotherconstant]

Cara Gee as Camina Drummer in The Expanse -> Season 3

[unexpectedphilosophy]

This is an Expanse joke.

[itberice]

The Expanse I Doors & Corners

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

being late getting into a piece of media or joining a ‘dead’ fandom is not that bad actually cause even if it seems like the party is over there will always be people still celebrating and the decoration is still up and there’s a piece of cake reserved especially for you in the fridge you just have to come and enjoy it.

[maxfact]

Guys please come join The Expanse fandom there's at least 5 of us

[themadamejane]

Chrisjen Avasarala, being the boss she is.

"My life has become a single, ongoing revelation that I haven't been cynical enough."

Babes, same.

[talonabraxas]

Considered by experts one of the best pictures ever made of a lightning strike 1984 by Johnny Autery of Dixons Mills, Alabama

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

jesusfuckingchrist

[sevensneakyfoxes]

tits mcgrits, that’s an eerie shot.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[thelegendarylentil]

finding someone with an almost completely compatible sense of humour is so hard

and it sucks even more when there is a specific part of you that never gets to breathe because you can't find anyone in sync with that

and maybe it's a silly part who likes yaoi memes but it's still a part, y'know

[impromptu-sketches]

Hyeonseon //♡// Yeoreum

[talk-danmei-to-me]

The greatest betrayal ever seen in a bl.

[thelegendarylentil]

i am obsessed with jin's daemons. their first appearance was one of the most iconic scenes ever *-*

ai-chan, makoto-kun, i adore you, you little daemon fish 💚

[thelegendarylentil]

the 'that's why i'm here' ao3 meme will never stop being funny and it will never stop popping up in my head whenever i press on 'proceed'

[thelegendarylentil]

i accidentally wore unmatching socks and it somehow gives me this little warm sensation when i notice that...? (what is it, buddy brain, what are you trying to tell me?)

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[the-punforgiven]

You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it

[mayra-quijotescx]

I got inspired

[thelegendarylentil]

the artstyle of the fragrant flower blooms with dignity is absolutely stunning

and it's SO. WHOLESOME.

like, please, what do you mean i found another naime that properly cheers me up when i'm feeling like shit?

i'm in love (ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[6qubed]

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

[swimmingblue]

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

[ladyartemisia28]

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

[aethersea]

Thing wins the case

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

[beardedmrbean]

Tumblr does one thing better than any other site on the internet, and that's collaborative fan fiction.