Rendez-vous avec la mort.

Natalie. 35. Lesbian. Bilingual memelord and avid pun enthusiast of New York. She/her/hers. Comics. Video games. Social justice. TWEFs are not welcome here. Formerly "natalievonkarma" and "thekarmagem."

[dogpuppy]

[tarotdaddy3-deactivated20230913]

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

[kosmogrl]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[veltroxx]

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

[spicymancer]

Actirangers Yellow and Pink

Based on this post

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[warpsbyherself]

It is truly mind boggling that they can have an entire ad about extreme monsterfucking but cannot actually type out the word fuck

[transjinako]

They really gave tracer a bbl in fortnite

[transjinako]

[red-mercer]

They keep doing this she's gonna start showing up in porn

[transjinako]

Well now lets not be ridiculous who would wanna jerk off to tracer

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

replacing the god in godspeed with other fitting nouns has lead to some quite good combinations

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

dykespeed, strong sapphic warrior

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[soratayuya]

At least she knows you bake cookies

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[abysswarlock]

[northisnotup]

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"