You know what they say about pineapples

No rhyme or reason just a blog about the things I love. You will find all things Supernatural, Avengers, Doctor Who, Night Vale, Bones and anything else that strikes my fancy. Call me Mal. Currently located in Aus.

[avasillva]

Stephanie Foo, What My Bones Know: A Memoir of Healing from Complex Trauma

[dailymarvelstudios]

Thunderbolts* (2025), dir. Jake Schreier

[rayofsuunshiine]

And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.

[briedanvrs-moved]

Infinity War characters: part 1

[anneboleynsarchive-blog]

#90s brendan fraser is a blessing

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[alloverthegaf]

*slams back a bourbon whiskey* listen mate I’ve been here for all kinds of ridiculous tumblr meltdowns I was here when Yahoo took over I was here for dashcon I was here when the notes disappeared I was here back when those superwholock chain posts of fucking up non believers were taken seriously and through every single one I have done fuck all. I have not changed a goddang thing. I waited for the end and the end never came. I do not plan on changing my status quo now. either things will go on as they always have and in six months time I’ll be here watching staff announce that anyone with over 1000 followers are being monitored or I will have been physically deleted from this wonderful stupid fucking website and either way I’m gonna go out posting pictures of my cat

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[i-am-a-fish]

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

My shower curtain is glass

[i-am-a-fish]

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

You are always welcomed in my house Mr. Fish

[myslightobsessions]

[catchymemes]

[itsallavengers]

There’s a running competition in the Avengers called ‘who can get their therapist to quit fastest’ 

[itsallavengers]

1st place: Steve, because he literally just disagrees and argues with everything they say, all the time, as a matter of principal. The weather is nice today? No it’s not. The sun is fucking terrible, John, I hate the sun. I’m Irish. We burn. Fuck you.

2nd place: Natasha. She doesn’t provoke them. She doesn’t do anything. Just stares right at them for an hour straight and makes them silently rethink every decision they’ve made prior to that point.  

3rd place: Tony. The latest one finally snapped when they had a session on the day of Howard Stark’s death and rather than come in mourning Tony brought a bottle of champagne and a sippy cup and declared that this was how he was drinking all beverages from now on.

[sinnerism]

This was so cute I had to share it.

[mcuwho]

[ifellinthefandom]

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

[aphony-cree]

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

[kristenconner96]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[superpeanutwastaken-deactivated]

REBLOG TO SAVE MY LIFE

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Reblog if you still love this family <3

[ave-aria]

Stanford “It’s Okay To Give Children Weapons Right?” Pines is totally the type of guy who forgets not to swear in front of kids tbh

I wonder how many days it took him to slip up and say Fuck in front of the twins. Also how many seconds he had to live afterwards, before Grunkle Stan swooped in with an unholy vengeance to ream him out.

Ford: *cuts his finger on an invention* OW! Fuck–

Dipper, Mabel: *gasps*

Stan: *materializing into the room* I WAS SUMMONED BY THE SOUND OF PROFANITY. WHERE IS HE. SHOW ME MY SOON TO BE DEAD BROTHER WHO THINKS HE’S EXEMPT FROM SELF CENSORING!

*The room is suddenly empty, backdoor left ajar*

Soos: He’s making a break for it, Mr Pines!