The Reality Unicorn

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71.

The virus hath gained Our blueprint for its future.

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70.

Qualified Example

If you say ‘one plus one is three, am I correct?’ Then I may say, well, if you are trying to illustrate that your example is irrefutably incorrect so that I have to say ‘no, you are incorrect’ then yes, you are correct- ‘one plus one equals three’ is a sum that adheres to the requirements for a correct total; therefore you’re attempt to create a definitive refutal is incorrect- so 1 + 1 = 3 is an incorrect sum for your purpose and I would have to say 'yes, you are thus correct in your assessment, but….'

[therealityunicorn]

69.

‘This is ridiculous.’ ‘This is normal.’ 'Normal is ridiculous.’

Normal is ridiculous

-The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

68.

The time for telling the tale Is not the time the tale takes place.

-The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

67.

Tumblr meddles with your mind. -The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

66.

Stop! You’re only hitting your head Against a brick wall.

Right. Now don’t go underestimating The force of my head.

-The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

65.

Alcohol is a tool women use to leave themselves at the mercy of men and men use to subjugate them- All in the opposition of guilt and social weight.

-The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

64.

Good sex is wasted on me.

-The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

62.

If you feel something very strongly It’s probably innate, it’s probably illogical It’s probably dangerous and it’s probably best ignored.

-The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

63.

Sport and chivalry- a lost set of unspoken oaths held by the teachers, even the taylors and equipment makers before the advent of technical plastic and baseball caps on backwards.

-The Reality Unicorn

[gawki]

Dopamine

[therealityunicorn]

61.

You will be loved And that love Will end.

—The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

60.

No words are ever of use one can only attend.

—The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

59.

The Reality Unicorn —

Disjunctions of such contradictories are true though neither of the composite propositions contained in them are true.

Reason herself obliges certain things be moved from all eternity to escape fate and pass unbounded by Cause and Effect.

—The Reality Unicorn

painting: The Plot by Sarah Zar

[therealityunicorn]

58.

We are still victims of our own emotions, Like rabbits caught in each others headlamps.

—The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

57.

I imagine the correct phraseology is:

'One Man Took His Dog And Went To Mow A Meadow',

the aims of the dog being very hard to ascertain to a reasonable degree of certainty, but highly unlikely to include an activity that it is implicitly unfit to conduct.

I suppose that it could be argued that one man and his ox may go to plough a meadow, yet even here there is the suggestion of intent from the outset, which in the ox’s case is rather unlikely, hence the need for a goad.

—The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

56.

Chaos is crazy to my detriment.

—The Reality Unicorn

[therealityunicorn]

55.

I thought the error

wouldn’t matter

but that was all

of what you saw.

—The Reality Unicorn