[infinityuserboxes]

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Ur damn right

[swirlymind]

This user needs the subtitles on or they miss all the dialogue

[snugglebearinc]

[naamahdarling]

I’m losing my fucking mind.

[kittykat8311]

oh my god

[cryptid-sighting]

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

[signherepleased]

My favorite post

[pressxtodavid]

“It’s a bit annoying sometimes but she call us handsome when we do and I don’t hear that very often” OH MY GOD

[riahchan]

the hero we need

[isaac-gates-did-nothing-wrong]

The fucking handsome comment slayed me

[asraarts]

guess that positive association with stickers as a kid really does pay off huh

[butterflypeaflowertea]

love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters

[butterflypeaflowertea]

why are so many people on this post saying things like “oh so what abt aromantic people then 🙄” like um… stumbling as u give up your seat for an elderly lady on the bus. stroking your friend’s hair as they cry in your arms. someone you care abt making you a long lovely playlist of songs you might like. attentively listening to your sibling as they talk excitedly about something they care abt. the sound of hundreds of people in unison singing a song they love at a concert. someone peeling a clementine and saving half of it for themselves and giving the other half to you. letting your cat crawl all over you even though her claws are scratchy. sitting in comfortable silence with someone. the pride shining in your grandfather’s eyes when you facetime him and tell him abt what you’ve been up to. taking a sip of your friend’s boba. people grinning at you when u blow out the candles on your birthday cake… these things aren’t love to you? you guys don’t consider that love? really? truly?

[transpondster]

This reminds me, America’s 45th President is an imbecile

[alfred-e-neuman]

Alternatively, it could be said that someone’s (someone who is alive in 2018) grandfather owned 70 slaves. 

Not so far detached from the present as they would like you to think. 

[bando--grand-scamyon]

But don’t nobody wanna see that last part

[spiritroots]

Everybody who’s ever said something along the lines of “slavery was AGES ago” needs to let that one sink in.

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

The energy this January is....strange.

[lamedehaan-deactivated20201018]

IT’S JANUARY??

[wingsdurus]

STILL?!

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[beelzibubbles]

Someone even transcribed it!

[abkvs]

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

[elodieunderglass]

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

[whispycayenne]

I love this so much

[nevermindreal]

A black man rides a bus restricted to whites only, in Durban. In an act of resistance to South Africa’s apartheid policies, riding a bus restricted to whites only, in Durban, South Africa 1986.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That bitch MAD AF 😂

[pcesomh]

How the fuck you going to have a “whites only” anything in Africa

[theepoetspoet]

Because colonizers are delusional mothafuckas

[oh-so-negro]

He look like he know he about to catch a beat down but fuck it cause this shit ain’t right.

[shehassomuchsoul]

1986

[dragongirltitties]

notice how they made the photo black and white to make it look old and try glossing over the fact that this was a single generation ago

[spiroandthelacktones]

The people in this photo are probably still alive and in the work force

[crunchbuttsteak]

apartheid ended in the 1990’s. it ended within the same year that the lion king in the US.

[homosexyality]

do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[eternalgirlscout]

people talk a lot about how wild shit would have gotten in the fire nation if zuko had joined the gaang at the end of season 2 but i think we’re ignoring that there’s a solid chance that in “The Runaway” zuko and toph would have ended up committing actual highway robbery

[eternalgirlscout]

katara: can you believe the rest of them? you’re the only other person responsible enough to know not to pull these ridiculous scams–

zuko: oh, sokka said i’m not allowed to

katara: what?

zuko: i suggested a thing i used to do all the time when uncle and i were on the run. i don’t know why sokka didn’t like it, it’s the simplest scam ever

katara: 

katara:

katara:

katara: do i want to know

zuko: it’s the one where i point my swords at somebody and they give me all their money. worked every time.

[eternalgirlscout]

zuko: [is asleep]

toph, earthbending him to the top of the hill away from the rest of the group and then kicking him awake: rise and shine sokka’s asleep let’s go rob some people

zuko, pulling his dao out of his sleeping bag: sick let’s go

[summer-fruits-deactivated202307]

i LOVE this because it resolves the whole “everyone else got a fieldtrip with zuko” thing and then the Zuko Bonding Trips would just keep escalating like:

1. Straight Up Robbery w Toph

2. Breaking into Ancient Sacred Temple w Aang

3. Breaking In and Out of Prison w Sokka

4. Murder Vengence Mission w Katara

[lilyinwaiting]

Zine I made in December and forgot to upload here! Some thoughts about myself in elementary school.

[asmenukearchive-blog]

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

old sport

[somanypetals]

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

need me a freak like that

[avi-why]

every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!

me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me

[quarter0master]

May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):

[jackironsides]

Finally, some good fucking advice

[catchymemes]

Human vs Animals

[weaselle]

Every year, in a small Welsh town, there is a race between riders on horseback and runners on foot. Evidently he above subject came under some discussion in a bar, and a bet was made, which resulted in a challenge people have recreated every year since. The race features dozens of horses versus a similar number of runners, and while a horse usually wins, it is always pretty close, and SOMEtimes, sometimes a human runner wins.

The race is 22 miles long. It is shorter than a standard human marathon. This is so that it is fair to the horses. A typical marathon is 26 miles long. A healthy distance for a horse to undertake in a single day for the purpose of travel is between 20 and 30 miles, but only if they walk at least part of the way. The years a human runner has won the race, the weather has been hot, as heat also favors human runners.

Interestingly, if the race is only ten to fifteen meters, 30 - 45 feet, a human can also win against a horse, which takes longer than a human to get up to full speed.

This fact of human capability for pursuit hunting and distance running is also part of why we have partnered with dogs for so much of our time on this planet. Dogs and wolves also engage in pursuit hunting, and sled dogs in particular can run miraculous distances due to some very interesting biological processes. 

[silly-jellyghoty]

Interesting

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[cowboysaretrans]