Don't Pull Themselves

You're thinking thoughts from someone else. How much time do you think you have? Are you prepared for what comes next?

[blueymoons]

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

[jennehall]

The Black Curtain by HJ Willow

[thesepuppetstrings]

The Navy Mouse by M I Pine

[huffylemon]

[ropeandcoffee]

Or more

[thesepuppetstrings]

Again. This should read “Feel like I am always just moments away from spending $30 AGAIN”

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Pink Floyd 🖤

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

TINY BIT OF GIANT’S BLOOD 🦖

[therustyskull]

[causticgrip]

[heatherannchristie]

[therealsemicullen-deactivated20]

My Zuul/Danzig mashup shirt, if that counts. If not, Windhand.

[thesepuppetstrings]

Hmmm. Think the last one I wore was my Pearl Jam pride shirt on Monday

[igottheblacklungpop]

What's your most hated band/artist, that has achieved MASSIVE success and many many people love?

Mine is AC/DC.

[ffrriiddaayy]

foo fighters. hands down.

[therealsemicullen-deactivated20]

Def Leppard . Gotdam, I hate those fuckers.

[thesepuppetstrings]

It’s a toss up between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Doors

[mindllessdreaming]

thinking abt them again………send help…..

[thesepuppetstrings]

Guess it’s time for a rewatch then!

[astepinwonderland]

vaguely nsfw asks

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

[trinilikesalt]

I pretty much embrace anything NSFWish or adjacent, live talking about hedonistic/grownup things, and will have time in an airport waiting many hours for a flight soon, so…

Ask me things?

[ropeandcoffee]

Tuesday Truth Day is upon us so I am down to answer some personal shit.

[scarlettqagain]

I like that….TTD me away

[redsimple]

Why not

[thesepuppetstrings]

No one will ask but what the hell 😂

[thesepuppetstrings]

[gonzos-humansona]

reasons why I should never be allowed to direct a production of Hamlet

I am not qualified in any way

I would make Rosencrantz and Guildenstern be making out all the time. Like it would be the running gag. Every moment they were on stage they’d be making out and when one of them had a line they’d have to disentangle while all the other characters impatiently waited. Yes this includes them walking on or off stage.

Ophelia is a pastel goth

Polonius has to nod aggressively at everything Claudius or Gertrude ever says to the point where he looks like a bobble head. This is what gives him away behind the curtain, he’s nodding so hard Hamlet can see it

Hamlet is a fucking tease and almost gives Horatio a blowjob while convincing him to spy on Claudius during the play (trust me, the dialogue works for this, it’d be hilarious) But like it would be an intense moment while they’re hidden away in the “backstage” of the play that’s about to be put on and Hamlet is like literally on his knees begging for help in a sexy kind of way, yknow?

Surprise musical number during the intermission and if you have to pee that’s just too bad and you’ve missed it

The play actually starts with the last part of the last scene. yeah the one where everyone’s already dead and Fortinbras and Horatio are saying they need to haul the bodies up to show to people and tell the story of what happened here. So its like you, the audience, are the people of Denmark. You, the audience, witnessed a tragedy. And now, the characters are going to tell you the story of how things came to be this way. So actually the story never ends, its a cycle of people making bad decisions and dying and others trying to warn you about it but its too late because they’re already making those bad decisions again. And you, the audience, are complicit in this.

[thesepuppetstrings]

I would see this version if Hamlet in a HEARTBEAT!

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

[soulsistrin]

1 and 9. That would give me #2

[ropeandcoffee]

I’ll take #1 and #8

1- no brainer because I’m messy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

8- another no brainer because it’s probably the most expensive thing on the list of choices 😂

[thesepuppetstrings]

I’m a solid 2 and 7

[clairenovvak]

[beyoursledgehammer]

@ouiserthemenace

[thesepuppetstrings]

Quelliot for life!

[thedrinkingg33k]

[thesepuppetstrings]

Matching tattoos that Amanda and I have ♥️

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[nostalgicamerica]

[symphony-in-g]

Never had a MySpace account

[pandoranora2019]

Never had a Walkman or an AOL account.

[thesepuppetstrings]

Never had an AOL email address. But that’s it

[highfunctioningfuckup]

It's Friday night, who's going to get drunk and confess their undying love for me?

[guillotinaturner]

Lol very mid 2000s tumblr but you can message me if you think I’m rad? I’m on day two of three of bed rest and hubby has his D&D game tonight (with ex hubby! I’m pretty sure they wanna wear friendship bracelets at this point, it’s fairly adorable) so I have free time

[thesepuppetstrings]

I mean you married ME for go around #1 so it would stand to reason you’d choose well for #2, right?

[postlitany]

Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true

[circe-rising-deactivated2023082]

Oh yeah and the bit about making them funny… Please do that .

[trinilikesalt]

Oh! Do this! Yes! Do! Go! Plz!

[thesepuppetstrings]

Why not!

[amorevolous-lune]

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay

[thebadchoicemachine]

[spadedigsbutts]

CRINGE SEXYMAN. I FUCKING WON.

[raspberry-river]

IM ALSO CRINGE SEXYMAN, HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thesepuppetstrings]

Connecticut Sexyman! So close! (I’m from New York and my hometown borders CT)

[neil-gaiman]

The rumours are true. Well, the good ones are, anyway. Netflix is delighted and thrilled that so many of you, all over the world, have been watching and loving Sandman, which means that the thing we were all hoping would happen...? Well, it's happened...

[thesepuppetstrings]

That took WAY too long