Jack

20 | All gender, all names, I'm as confused as everyone else. Might post unhinged fiber art or fanfic stuff occasionally. My ao3 account name is JacksUnderAttack

[thestinkyman]

Bio and Fanfiction Requests List

Hi! I'm your boii, Jack/Cheyenne, I go by any name you wanna call me lmao. I'm a writer, a gremlin, and an all around weirdo!

Any blogs with no life to them (untitled blog that's blank n shit, you know what im talking about) will be blocked, sorry besties im not into bots

For those who would like to request a oneshot for a fandom, here's the list of fandoms I'll write for. I'll keep this list updated, as well as if I'm temporarily not taking requests. All requests will be posted on ao3, with a link posted here on my account

Request Status: Open!

Fandom list (with characters):

V for Vendetta - V, Evey, Dominic

Robin Hood (BBC) - Guy of Gisborne, Allan A'Dale

Merlin - Arthur Pendragon, Gwaine, Lancelot, Gwenivere

Sherlock - Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty

Doctor Who - Clara Oswald, 9th through 12th doctor, Missy

Criminal Minds - Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner

Kingsman - Merlin, Harry Hart

Pirates of the Caribbean - James Norrington, Elisabeth Swann, Jack Sparrow

The Labrynth (1986) - Jareth

M*A*S*H - Hawkeye, Radar, Margaret Houlihan

Marvel - Steve Rogers, Loki, Peter Parker

CBS Elementary - Pretty much anyone

[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[hailed-marys]

how to get out of your own way

[nebulations]

[ID: A Project Hail Mary comic. Grace is frowning as he works on a report, and Carl asks from offscreen, "Have you ever thought about getting out of your own way?" Grace, confused: "Huh?" Carl, unimpressed: "You're smart, man, but you cut yourself off halfway through all your sentences. Why?"

Grace hunches in and says, "Guess I was bullied a lot growing up, haha-" Carl cuts in. "So was I." Grace: "What? Really?" Carl pops Skittles in his mouth as he replies, "I grew up fat and black, I got my fair share of shit. Sure, it got to me, but I came around to the idea that those teenage dipshits were wrong about me. What's your excuse, man?"

Grace says uncomfortably, "I never- Uh. I, well-" Carl looks very unimpressed and says, "See? You're doing it again. Say what you mean to say." Grace slumps. "I guess I never thought about it that way." Carl: "Yeah. I know. That's why I said it. Get out of your own damn way."

We see the first panel in color: Grace floating outside the Hail Mary, surrounded by the red glow of Astrophage, as Carl says, "And once you do that? Hoo, man. You'll be unstoppable."

Back to black and white, Grace smiles emotionally and says, "Thanks, Carl." Carl stands up to leave and points at his paper. "Remember, Stratt wants that report by end of day." Grace hunches again and scowls, "Thank you, Carl." End ID]

[aro-narcissus]

Starting a collection

[charlesoberonn]

♫ It's fun to stay at the ♫

[paperclipsentimental]

patrick jane truly is a character of all time. he's arrogant. he's broken. he's haunted. he's funny. he's genuinely delighted by small pleasures. he likes breaking and entering. he's a tea snob. he's tortured frequently on screen. he flinches every time a gun goes off. he hides behind his female colleagues when he gets scared. he's a sociopath. he's a liar. he does magic tricks. he has basically no moral compass and will do anything to catch the guy who killed his wife and child, including lie to and use everyone he cares about. he sleeps on a mattress on the floor in the room his family was murdered in, with the calling card of their killer still on the wall. he loves children. he's very empathetic. he's the reason his family is dead. he loves setting traps and catching people in lies. he hates rich people and doesn't care when they get murdered. he's a card shark. he always knows what everyone is thinking. when people piss him off he makes their lives miserable. he hypnotises people all the time. he's a con man. he's the most honest guy you'll ever meet. like literally where else do you find a freak like that.

[bodhrancomedy]

Rest in peace, Anthony Head, you were one of my biggest inspirations.

[gwemrys]

Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72

The 72-year-old British actor also had roles in shows including Merlin and Little Britain.

Oh….

[curseofaphrodite]

girl simps for someone in an underrated show with no fanfics anywhere 25 dead 12 injured

[chicicherrycola]

[cyber-angel-girl]

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[tall]

[winter-lamb]

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[dukes-hickory-horned-devil]

oh paul matthews my beloved sopping wet cat of a man 😔

first piece of fanart i made for the fun of it in months shout out to tgwdlm reprised, got to see it in london on sunday with @comical-specimen and it was fucking amazing