Loki, The Treasure at the end of the rainbow

18 she/her/it Do as you wish but do no harm

[jame7t]

if a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s around to hear it… does the treefucker still treefuck it?

[jame7t]

worlds first post with difficulty options 📈⚠️🦔

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[blasphemousclaw]

when rykard declared war on the gods do you think he ever thought about the possibility that he’d meet his father in combat at the end of it all… imagined himself killing him…. can anyone hear me

[viridale]

I never knew I needed the Blasphemous Blade to be spewing volcanic fumes this art is so cool holy

[chosenundeaad]

Burger King - Elden Ring edition

We had to take a pic and recreate the legendary Bloodborne Burger King meme :P

Varré is me, Miquella is Mikocos_ on Instagram

[bloodiegawz]

irrelevant caption here

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend

[wolfertinger666]

PSA

[modusoperand1]

Give that girl a snout! I spent like three hours searching for this post

[thetreasureattheendoftherainbow]

Same, I looked on every social media T.T

[teaboot]

My sweet little prince… please do not sit with your bare ass dick and balls out on my granola……..

[la-scriba]

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

[la-scriba]

nope!

[lovecrafts-iranon]

It is too. they just have to take some pieces to not get in each other's way.

[la-scriba]

Are there enough pieces to do that for every pawn though?

[lovecrafts-iranon]

yes. easily.

[la-scriba]

Show me.

[lovecrafts-iranon]

1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 d5 3. Nf4 exf4 4. e5 Kd7 5. e6+ Kc6 6. e7 Qd6 7. e8=Q+ Kb6 8. d4 Be7 9. Qf8 Bf6 10. c4 Be5 11. dxe5 c5 12. e6 d4 13. e7 d3 14. Be2 f5 15. Bf3 Nf6 16. O-O d2 17. Qc2 d1=Q 18. Be3 fxe3 19. e8=Q e2 20. Be4 fxe4 21. f4 e1=Q 22. f5 Qc3 23. b4 Nd5 24. f6 e3 25. f7 e2 26. Qfe7 e1=Q 27. f8=Q Qe4 28. cxd5 c4 29. Qe2 Qcd3 30. Nd2 c3 31. Nf3 c2 32. Nd4 Qde5 33. d6 c1=Q 34. d7 g5 35. d8=Q+ Ka6 36. g4 Bf5 37. gxf5 g4 38. f6 g3 39. f7 Qh4 40. Kg2 Qhf4 41. Kh3 Qff5+ 42. Kh4 g2 43. Qg7 g1=Q 44. f8=Q Nd7 45. Nc6 bxc6 46. Qb8 c5 47. b5+ Ka5 48. b6 c4 49. b7 c3 50. Qbc8 c2 51. b8=Q Qce3 52. Rb1 c1=Q 53. Rb6 axb6 54. a4 h5 55. Qef6 Qed2 56. Qfg8 Kb4 57. a5 b5 58. a6 Ra7 59. Qcd8 Rc7 60. a7 Kc5 61. a8=Q b4 62. Rf4 Qdd6 63. Rg4 hxg4+ 64. Qh5 g3 65. h3 g2 66. Q7h7 Qgh2 67. Qbb7 Qea1 68. Qfe7 b3 69. Q7e6 Qhh1 70. Qef6 Qfd5 71. Kg4 g1=Q+ 72. Kh4 b2 73. Qgg2 b1=Q 74. Kg4 Qge1 75. h4 Re8 76. Qhe5 Qda2 77. Qhe4 Q2b2 78. h5 Q2a2 79. h6 Q2b2 80. h7 Q2a2 81. h8=Q

[la-scriba]

Wow. Good work.

[dialupmodern]

i was asked to post this, speedrun is heating up

[datasoong47]

Interesting that both go beyond the original parameter of "promote all pawns" and also avoided capturing any of the promoted queens or the original queen, thus also making the maximum number of possible Queens on the board (18 Queens!). I suspect it would be possible to shorten the number of moves a little if you allowed Queens (whether original or promoted) to be captured. It's also funny in that White and Black kept alternating between having forced mate sequences

[fleshengine]

reads the words "forced mate sequences" and gets so hard I pass out

[flowergirlmiwa]

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

[something-elsie]

there are lesbians who like my posts

[darksouls2-gendercoffin]

we don’t talk enough about the fact that our Tarnished, by virtue of our stopping Miquella and Radahn, is yet another example of Miquella’s plans being cosmically doomed to nascency and perpetual incompleteness, this time in the form of our stopping him by force. we become the embodiment of his curse and that’s why he begs us to stand aside before pulling out all the stops thing to defeat us

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i tried to tell her she's famous now. she licked me

[sleevesareforlosers]

[ID. A tabbycat drinking from a full glass of water. End ID.]

[omnybus]

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

[translatingpoststogerman]

omnybus

Die erste Regel vom Kampfverein ist dass Kämpfe weder erschaffen noch zerstört werden können

[translatingpoststogerman]

Ich hätte das auch als "des Kampfvereins" übersetzen können. Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod.

[plaguepresence]

Dativ und Genitiv sind Gefühle, keine Instanzen☝️

[translatingpoststogerman]

Das ist wahr, aber wenn ich es nicht sage, prangert es jemand an.

[plaguepresence]

Wahrhaftig…. Da ist was dran!

[sympathischeufos]

Des Kampfvereines erste Regel ist dergestalt beschaffen, dass Kämpfe weder Subjekt von Erschaffung noch Zerstörung zu sein vermögen.

[rottedswans]

[emilwasalone]

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[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did