Let the world go drifting by.

Hi I'm Smashko. I like pro wrestling and fanfiction. I follow pretty much anyone on hsg who ever admited to having a tumblr. My golden lovers meta posts are here tagged 'golden lovers research tag' and fanfic is on AO3 under imadeamistake. I have a sideblog for Oasis and iykyn.

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[destielgaysex]

nothing can change that castiel is gay. you get fired? cas is gay. you are out of coffee creamer in the morning? cas is gay. you break off a friend? cas is gay. your roommate used all the hot water? cas is gay. you are just generally miserable? cas is gay in every supernatural episode you will ever watch forever. every single image tou see of castiel from the show supernatural? he is gay. you are looking at a gay angel in a male vessel. nothing and no one can take this from you

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[charl0ttan]

well one time i was wrong about a thing so as you can imagine every day since has been a carnival of terror

[dilf-din]

The most important thing you can do in this life is write hyper-specific fanfiction for you and six other people. Don’t believe anything else you read.

[leolaroot]

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

[nevver]

Look through any window, Paloma Salgado Díaz

[met-upon-the-moors]

[tonysbabe29]

[fandaniel]

[mjfass]

[allelitewrestlings]

[allelitewrestlings]

Nigel McGuinness: It's Kota Ibushi! Kenny Omega's old tag team partner from Japan! One half of the Golden Lovers! [Kenny]'s not alone anymore!

[maineventshinku]

The quadrant of beauties

[monster1994]

fuck it im posting it anyway Digital love silly shark sunday🤭💓💞

[evilscientist3]

me: [typing post that says "i just remembered i never beat off"]

me, internal: watch out! you say "beat off" here to mean masturbation. However, the phrase "beat off" could also refer to completing a playthrough of "off", the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost! without context, it would appear you were talking about bideo games!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [grows a foot longer]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

six original posts remain

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]