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Hey friends! I'm YellowMustard! I write garbage that makes my lil queer heart happy. she/her. early 30s. australian. perpetually dehydrated. shy, bi, and ready to fuckin cry archiveofourown.org/users/YellowMustard ko-fi.com/yellowmustard Ask Me Anything

[y2jenn-deactivated20251108]

Treading Water

[kami-ships-it]

salty kisses under the sea

[viccsart]

the best revenge is dressing well

[bbyteach]

him

[finngualart]

Edward

[sherlockig]

[artseamoni]

be gay, do piracy

[fioblah]

lavender soap :]

tip jar

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[elfrudeart]

I've got gay pirate brainrot

there is no cure

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,