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Hey friends! I'm YellowMustard! I write garbage that makes my lil queer heart happy. she/her. early 30s. australian. perpetually dehydrated. shy, bi, and ready to fuckin cry archiveofourown.org/users/YellowMustard ko-fi.com/yellowmustard Ask Me Anything

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[edwardyouinhere]

[lauravian]

I feel like shit I just want them back...

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[zanecrafts]

Our Flag means Death diorama I made when the first season aired. Featuring Stede, Blackbeard and Izzy.

[rainbow-femme]

Someone online makes a comment about how Shane probably isn’t a very good boyfriend, saying his flat affect and resting neutral face in paparazzi pics and video must mean he’s detached and not affectionate compared to Ilya who is much more overtly affectionate

Ilya then has the rest of the Centaurs help him make a compilation of secretly filmed Shane moments showing how good a boyfriend he is

Ilya doing the “would you still love me if I was a worm?” thing and without missing a beat or asking any questions Shane just goes “Yeah”

Harris films himself asking Shane random Ilya questions and Shane always having an answer. “Hey what Ilya’s favorite milkshake flavor?” “Mint.” “I’m buying everyone fun socks, what’s Ilya’s favorite color?” “Blue, but only if it’s light, he doesn’t like dark blue.” “What’s Ilya’s favorite fruit?” “Pears.”

Troy waits for Shane to sit on the bench looking at his phone or tying his skates then says “Oh hey Ilya’s coming in” and catches multiple examples of Shane immediately scootching over to one side to make room for Ilya to sit next to him

Ilya puts his feet up on Shane’s lap silently and Shane starts lightly massaging them. Ilya lays his head on Shane’s shoulder and Shane starts quietly playing with his hair

They film Ilya handing Shane random things and asking him to hold them and Shane does without question. The internets favorite is the one where Ilya pulls a pineapple out of his bag and asks Shane to hold it and he agrees, getting his gear on one handed so he can keep holding the pineapple in the other

Hayden gets a video of Shane letting Ruby brush his hair and fill it with clips while he and Jade do Ilya’s nails, Ilya laying with a face mask and cucumbers over his eyes and his head on Shane’s lap

[xray-vex]

I love Tomodachi Life Stede & Ed so much

[belenofmd]

[sinmonger]

Every Shane & Ilya Kiss: Season 1

Forever if you ask.

[libroseitm]

So soft

[theyellowestmustard]

I used to READ ur writing/fics and OH MY GOD was it good like i cried at one 💔

ANYWAYS I wanted ether chance to say hi and to say that YOUR SO COOL and u inspire me to write more (sorry if im bringing up old stuff ahhahaha) YEAH OKAY BYEE

thank you so so much! you are so sweet 🥹 i promise i am DEEPLY uncool 🤣 but i love love LOVE that you've been inspired to write more! keep creating!! ~B xx

💛💛

[wholesome-animal-images]

[artbyaloser]

rocky learns about yawning

[thisfeebleheart]

nose boop <3