Mari

she/her| 18+ | 🏳️‍🌈 we've got this babes <3

[theysharethat28]

So this one is a Thank You

by theysharethat_28

GA, 1k

“You're Louis Tomlinson!” he exclaimed. Internally, Harry smacked himself. Of course Louis knew who he was.

“Yeah, yeah I am,” Louis smiled. “And you are?”

Oh Harry was so going to die after this, how can this get any worse?!

“Oh, right, sorry. I’m Harry."

or: Harry and Louis run into each other at a Superbloom afterparty

out now on ao3

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[infectiouspiss]

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

oh not again why is always you

[infectiouspiss]

hey baby let me come over i'll make your old crusty scroogeussy feel good

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[shimmeringevil]

the evenness i fake

by shimmeringevil, written for the lovely @princelouisau

☀ Explicit  |  26k

☀ A/B/O, Friends with Benefits, Jealousy

Harry doesn’t do relationships. He has a perfectly enjoyable friends-with-benefits agreement with a perfectly lovely omega, and he doesn’t see the need to change that anytime soon. The small fact that Louis giving his attention to another alpha makes Harry want to put his head through a wall isn’t nearly as much of an issue as everyone’s making it out to be.

[the-british-rogue]

x

[vodkaskys]

HARRYS FACE LMAO 🤣

[harrygallery]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[whoreforlarrystuff]

Louis' Obsession with Harry's Curls in 3 Parts

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[curly94]

Oh, they captured the THANK U

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[wind-at-your-back]

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

[moral-panick]

don’t!!! stop!!! believing!!! hold!!! on!!! to!!! that!!! feeling!!!

[clowndyke-bar]

release!!! your!!! inhibitions!!! feel!!! the!!! rain!!! on!!! your!!! skin!!!

[around-the-venom]

no!!! one!!! else!!! can!!! feel!!! it!!! for!!! you!!! only!!! you!!! can!!! let!!! it!!! in!!!

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[thememedaddy]