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[dailyzzy]

And the best bro award goes to…

[macla539ac]

[chemtrailguy]

Hmm, I think I will just believe this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[spillsnchills]

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

[kvothbloodless]

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

[babzgordon]

my last 2 braincells trying to decide if we want to be manic or depressed

[thedenoftoons-deactivated202109]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM🎉💥💖

[ommanyte]

[andhumanslovedstories]

If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.

[andhumanslovedstories]

If the fic doesn’t have multiple scenes where two people almost kiss but then don’t because of a contrived interruption that they are both grateful for and angry about, until the desperate reader is forced every other paragraph to mutter, “this is fucking ridiculous, this is bullshit, I’m so fucking mad, please update sooooooooooon,” then it isn’t a slow burn. It is a romance and that is a lovely thing but. Slow burns should feel like being set on fire unto your death but the tinder is people not kissing and the spark is people who don’t admit they love each other and the whole thing is. You know. Slow.

[andhumanslovedstories]

CORRECT

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

I once read a slow burn where the main pairing didn’t even speak to each other ontil 80k words in

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read and the only true slow burn fic

[princeleonstuff-blog1]

I didn’t know that Mickey had a sister?

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

why she got super model leg length

[ladyherb-deactivated20230701]

why does she dress better than me

[katiemonz]

why is her earring in her cheek and not her ear

[nightfuryqueen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENSEI

[throwmethatcello]

Can yall believe that the woman responsible for the single best story ever created is also the ultimate mood icon, i’m speechless.

[leftboob-enthusiast]

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was turning into whatever they ate last, all the vegans were turning into beans and pumpkins and eggplants. The news covered it all and soon almost half of the world were food items. My dad turned into a pecan and my sister into a carrot.

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

important question about this dream lore: if you ate meat would you turn into the animal or just into a hunk of flesh? were you raw or cooked? did you retain sentience if you became a plant?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

All good questions! Unfortunately, the submitter deactivated, which leads me to believe that they have been turned into a human-sized zucchini. That is the only logical explanation.

[raikiriart]

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I love cosplayers guys - credit for pose and inspiration is from the amazing Hikarin, AMAZING todoroki cosplayer. 

[hazel0217]

Eraserjoke 

[shoutaizawas]

AIZAWA SERVING UP LOOKS

[4ek4]

this gif is funny for several reasons:

1. bakugo going absolutely feral

2. iida t-posing 

3. midoriya “the chosen one” izuku, the 9th holder of the legendary power One For All, the apprentice of the greatest hero who ever lived, the kid who defeated 2 extremely dangerous villains, COWERING IN FEAR from that thing on the railing

4. the girls acting like nothing is happening

[sindri42]

This is just how every single group of 6+ high school kids are.

[myoldcumblr]

That was Mic and Eri

[myoldcumblr]