My Silly Road

Scene Design student by day, poet by night (but that's my other blog,) just one more college girl getting excited about things. Like, sometimes way too excited. Topics include technical theater, books, McFly, a growing number of television shows, and whatever makes me...

[dreamlogic]

some very nice color schemes:

gold and blood

deep water, rusty clay cliffs

wet sand and black ink

lilac, wisteria, lavender, and bronze

honeycomb, pomegranate seeds, and raw meat

the green/silver/rotting earth tones of old growth forests

clean, milky sky blue and the bright, bruised tones of out-of-control fire

every gentle grey you can think of shot through with electric teal

overripe peach and faded off-white

[gallusrostromegalus]

As a certified Professional Artist, this all checks out.

[the-entire-chinese-population]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Well I’ve got two hours until my banjo lesson so all there is to do now is write about lesbian vampires

[runningwithmemes]

This is the future liberals want.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

[punkrorschach]

thats executive dysfunction babey.

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

Images and text via

[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck

[davidrycan-deactivated20181218]

wWHaAT tHe fUCK

[incorrect-amnesty]

Aubrey, eating fourteen packs of Scooby Doo fruit-flavored gummies: I’m gonna get so fuckin good at solving mysteries.

[harehollows]

i have little potential for good–therefore, i am worth little. the tower has great potential; therefore, it is great.

[unfortunately-awake]

[stagemanagerssaygo]

Every shop has a “Joe.”

[marithlizard]

Hey Joe,  where you going with that improperly held stepladder in your hand

[stephendann]

Where did you come from

Where did you go

Accident Prone Joe

[poiregourmande]

me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive

me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[raindropscyn]

[knifefightscene]

[lesbianshepard]

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

[lesbianshepard]

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

[lesbianshepard]

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

[lesbianshepard]

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

[kravitaz-of-the-situation]

Hey, this scene was great!!

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

A woman is forced to go on the run when her superhuman abilities are discovered. Years after having abandoned her family, the only place she has left to hide is home.

In theaters March 29th.

[axolootl]

trying to write a character smarter than you:

[charlesoberonn]

Dystopia

Fiction:

Reality:

[musterniillustrates]

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

[musterniillustrates]

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!