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probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

transwarlock

literally

miiilowo

a lot of folks on this website will specifically describe people as Cis or Neurotypical to signal someone is boring/basic when I think the word they're truly looking for in their heart is "normie" but they won't say it because it makes them sound like a 4chan user

byjove

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

dragon-in-a-fez

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

byjove

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.

oneheadtoanother

trapny

Motherfucker looks like he has a dictionary for only slurs

busty-shackleford

4gifs

setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

lightsareout

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

witchsyren

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

thedoctor-and-his-trolls

WHY IS IT BACK

organicorc

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

mortimermcmirestinks

hey does everyone remember the fucking harlem shake. this was goddamn inescapable in 2013

junkfoodcinemas

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138

The girls love Shaggy.

bookofmirth

I’m a simple being. I see a book, I want to read it.

ameliaadriannabooks

I buy the book. I do not read it.

redstonedust

in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.

legendary-chemistry

I'm putting this in the main post because I cannot agree more. STOP GETTING TATS BEFORE THE MEDIA PIECE HAS ENDED. Even if you can emotionally separate a bad ending or a poorly written character death from the rest of the show a tattoo wouldn't always reflect that. WAIT TIL THE END!

thisoneistakentooisntit

Like the booktok girlies that read acotar and got Tampon tattoos before they read acomaf

#acotar #acomaf #books #tattoos #sarah j maas #booktok

thepleasuregoblin

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

deletededed-direwolf

If there's one vampire, it's horror. If there's 100+ and they have politics, it's urban fantasy.

ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138

sewercentipede

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

sewercentipede