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perfectly sane cat lady | 28 | she/her | i can be trusted around large predators

[somik]

Just a cat in a box

[maxknightley]

if you follow the right people on social media then you can regularly enjoy a sort of "survival horror experience" where you get to piece together The Terrible Thing That Happened based entirely on scattered, incomplete accounts

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[dogpuppy]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[lycanarchy]

does my gay little dance

[the-big-mood]

Blooper of Julia Louis-Dreyfus swearing on Sesame Street, 1994

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[prokopetz]

Concept: survival-horror tabletop RPG set in one of those fleshy hell-worlds, except the Flesh Hell Planet is a. basically benevolent, but b. deeply incompetent. Like, it's not one of those "theoretically benevolent but thinks it knows what's good for you better than you do" or "trying to violently assimilate everything because it thinks that being made a part of itself is ontologically good" deals – it really does want to help its human inhabitants, and it's willing to do so on humanity's own terms. The trouble is that it doesn't really get humanity, its capacity for both receptive and expressive communication in ways that individual humans can understand is extremely limited, and also it's just plain not very good at a lot of things, to the extent that even when it does fully understand what's needed it often fucks it up in some bizarre way.

[darthbob88]

* The party is tired, and in the next room are some well furnished beds. But there aren't enough beds, and the blanket on one of the beds has long hair with a center part.

* There are fleshy globules that ooze red liquid when struck, but it's not blood, it's red Gatorade.

* The multi-legged monstrosities the party encounters are the planet's attempts to feed them. It knows how much people like drumsticks and ham :)

* There's a room full of blue cans of soda. They're labeled "Coca Lola" and full of lemon-lime soda. Some of the cans are half-formed, just to make it abundantly clear where they came from. (Stolen from someone else's tags)

[pomegranateteeth]

This is my oldest draft and honestly don’t know if the world will ever be ready for it

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[mfshipbracket]

BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Aang/Katara

Kylo Ren/Rey

Voting ended onMay 23, 2023

[charlesoberonn]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[charlesoberonn]

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

[cordezshenanigans]

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

[charlesoberonn]

I hope it's none.

[lindleland]

It is beating exactly one of them.

[beenovel]

NOTHING could have prepared me for that

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[bunningstone]