self-diagnosed dumbass

absolute fool on main. 24. they / she

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[narramin]

this should have been me

[jennyforeigner]

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

[deci-dono]

Sources: (x) / (x)

[xenosagaepisodeone]

🙅‍♀️❌️ NEVER ❌️🙅‍♀️ regret spending your 20s smoking weed, jacking off, and playing video games.....some of us spent our 20s being stingy workaholics 😔 weed smoking coomers are the true inheritors of earth. ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕪...

[tiadeeznuts]

having multiple viral tweets and an unknown tumblr account is just this

[hymnism]

making a collection

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ Image One: A screenshot of a tweet by @/EpicMasterChief that reads "Ok man it is my circus but idk where all those monkeys came from"

Image Two: A screenshot of a tweet by @/tiadeeznuts that reads "not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys"

Image Three: A screenshot of a tweet by @/orchidcamp that reads "yes, my circus. yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. Love sprouting deep in my chest" / End ID ]

[hooked-on-trout]

more throwing shit at the wall

[gg0dzzz-deactivated20250622]

How it feels to be autistic and work customer service

[tiadeeznuts]

thoughts?

honestly they're right and shouldn't be shamed for saying it

[yandere-angela]

the aquarium cafe had a thing they called "garden eel dog"

[tiadeeznuts]

why are u such a cute patootie

because of my many ailments and diseases i think !

[roxylalonde]

california dreaming......... on such a winters day...........

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[evilsexy]

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

when I log on here

[birbs-in-space]

curious about what's in store for you for 2023? :D

let AO3 decide!

(this is a random generator that will give you four (4) ao3 tags, so you know, warnings for what that usually entails)