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What's your D&D character?
Copy and paste your results:
ARGUMENTATIVE ELF PALADIN FROM A VILLAGE WITHOUT A TAVERN WHO IS WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY
MOODY HUMAN DRUID FROM A CITY THAT NEVER SLEPT WHO WAS TOLD THEYāLL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
FLIRTATIOUS TIEFLING DRUID FROM A SUPER RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING WHO WAS BROUGHT UP TO BE A LIBRARIAN
ABSENT MINDED DWARF MONK FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO WANTS TO BE FAMOUS, NO MATTER WHAT
RESPECTFUL GNOME MONK FROM A STRICT MONASTERY WHO DOESNāT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF POLITENESS
DECISIVE TIEFLING ROGUE FROM AN UNDERGROUND CITY WHO MISTRUSTS ANYONE SMALLER THAN THEM
OUTSPOKEN HUMAN BARD FROM A HAUNTED CASTLE WHO FINDS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEAK TO GIRLS
IRRITABLE HALF-ORC WIZARD FROM THE PETRIFIED WOOD WHO IS AFRAID OF DOGS
SASSY DRAGONBORN MONK FROM A COMMUNE WHO WAS LEFT OUT OF THEIR FATHERS WILL
i feel bad for math. its such a calm and friendly discipline full of beautiful and complex patterns and theres absolutely nothing inherently bad or oppressive about it but ppl treat it as though its evil and malicious. a lot of pure math lacks any kind of practical application or end goal, and just exists for the sake of stimulating peoples minds and pushing the limits of the medium as far as is possible. much like almost every kind of art
math means u no harm friends
*SHRILL SCREAMING*
*JOINS THE SCREAMING*
*20 SCREAMING*
*CRIES THROUGH SCREAMING*
*Cough cough* MOM LOOK I WANNA GO
The Best Birth Control In The World Is For MenĀ byĀ Jon Clinkenbeard
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure calledĀ RISUGĀ in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more yearsā¦
Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, youāve got all your healthy sperm again.
The trouble is, most people donāt even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, thatās not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because theyāll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know,Ā destroying HIV).
signal boostĀ
dude
DUDE
can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls
This has existed for YEARS. They ran an article about it in WIRED magizine but I donāt think anyone read it .-.
Maybe more reblogs then?Ā Up to a million at least.Ā We have this technology to get the word out and change the world.
bodybuilding dot com thread where two guys argue about how many days are in a week
nananananana Batfam!!
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do you ever read a pun and then just have to push your chair back and stare at the wall for a minute
Tuebl.ca is my new most favoritest site.Ā
for people who donāt know, Tuebl.ca is essentially a FREE AND AUTHORIZED ONLINE LIBRARY WHERE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD FREE .EPUB VERSIONS OF POPULAR BOOKS.
When I say authorized, I mean popular authors PUT THEIR BOOKS UP THERE FOR FREE BECAUSE THEY KNOW EBOOKS WILL GET THEM NEW FANS WHO WILL THEN GO ON TO BUY THEIR Ā BOOKS.
Iām talking like John Grisham. Jacqueline Carey. Stephanie Meyers. Jeffrey Eugenides. FUCKING ANNA QUINDLEN. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE.
thatās just the start. seriously. try it out.
Every so often I reblog this because more people should know about Tuebl.
Itās free ebooks.
Legit, free ebooks.
Free ebooks that will not get you sued for copyright piracy bullshit.
Authors agree to have their books put up for free.
And not just like authors attempting to garner fans and get famous.
Iām talking legitimately every time I see a book on my wishlist on Amazon I go to tuebl first and like 8 or 9 times out of ten IT IS ALREADY THERE, AND IF IT IS NOT THERE, THE AUTHOR HAS PLACED OTHER BOOKS THEY HAVE WRITTEN ON THERE.
For the love of god, spread the good news. This is why the internet is created. Full stop.
French photographer Benoit Laprayās intriguing series The Quest for the AbsoluteĀ depicts solitary superheroes finding quiet moments in stunning landscapes.
HappyĀ New Yearļ¼
This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so itās up to the housewives of 50sā America to save humanity.
ā¦saving this idea for class.
i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.
Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?
I think itād be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.
I would so play this game.Ā
I would suck at it but I would play it.
Iāve never played a zombie game, but you gotĀ me at 50ās.
Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me
OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:
In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.
Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.
The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.
What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human bodyās incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.
Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after,Ā the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days.Ā No one was safe. No oneā¦
ā¦except the women.
*cue in epic music*
Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. Iād laugh pretty hard.
Would still play it though.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Internās Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
damn
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like āNah Iām hairā and Jeremy raises his hand and says āAnd Iām makeupā
surprisingly well done
If this doesnāt result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I donāt know what weāre all doing with our lives.
this post just keeps getting better
There are tears in my eyes
bucky doesnāt know why he puts up with these losers
(itās because clint does such an amazing smokey eye)
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING
9 Steps To Follow for Perfect Make-Up
*Also when painting your nails you should always cap the free edge, or pull your brush lightly around the outer edge of your fingernail. This helps prevent chipping.
#Viktor was obviously deeply in love with her #just remember the fact that he took her to prom #even knowing that he couldāve choose any other girl #remember how he forgot about everyone and danced with her all night #remember how he looked at her while saying āwrite to me, pleaseā #remember how, a few years later #on Fleurās wedding #he danced with her one more time #probably being conscient that her heart already belonged to Ron #this is why I love Viktor Krum so much #he just enjoyed being with Hermione #and didnāt care about the future #mostly, because she wasnāt going to be a part of his.
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#never understood krum hate #heās like what everyone wanted draco to be #surrounded by dark magic and bad influences #treated like royalty #even without his famed seeker status he was pureblood elite #and yet he never treated anyone as lesser #he liked muggle born hermione for her mind AND physical beauty #thought harry was a great quidditch player #and never once compared harry to his own skills because heās humble #was genuinely flattered that ron wanted his autograph #liked cedric and made a poin to tell harry so #also told harry he would be an ally in the fight against voldemort #the only time he did dark magic was under the imperius curse #to which he canāt be held responsible #three years later he talked to an in-disguise harry at bill and fleurās wedding #just a regular person he didnāt know was harry #and investe himself in that conversation #he made such an effort to interact at hogwarts and i feel like most the fandom dislikes him for no reason #because he was the type of character who wanted to rise above the expectations others held of him #he knew durmstrangās bad rep and actively wished to do better #i donāt know yāall i just think we should all appreciate viktor krum more (kneelb4todd)
Jer. Read this. All of it.
uh noT TO MENTION LOOK AT THAT LITTLE KISS HE BLOWS HER IN THE THIRD GIF LIKE HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE HIM HEāS ADORABLE YOU HEAR ME
ā¦but what if he got seasick
I think I just realized something.
Another reason the āBucky would have to be drafted because he wouldnāt want to leave Steveā thing bothers me is because it assumes Steve has always been the most important person in Buckyās life.
I have a terrible confession to make, you guys: I kinda hate that. Iām not trying to write that. Sorry if you read it that way.
I see Bucky as Steveās most important person, but thatās because, after Sarah died, Bucky was all Steve had, and Steve says so. Erskine, Peggy, Nat, Sam, they all came along later, Bucky was the one Steve had when he had nothing.
Bucky never had nothing. Bucky had two parents. Bucky had financial stability. Bucky had his health. Bucky had three siblings. Bucky had Steve. Bucky had girls. Bucky had everything, and that extraordinary fortune put him in the position to be Steveās support when Steve needed it most. Romantic love is not the definition of existence: even presuming Stucky, Bucky need not be defined by Steve. Winter Soldier unfridges Bucky Barnes and separates him from his limited agency as Steveās sidekick, thatās why I like the damned arc in the first place. I loved that MCU made it even worse by making Bucky more recognizable as a peer when they aged him up, gave him a whole family instead of just a dead father, an infant sister and extended family who didnāt want to adopt him. For decades, though, that was the joke: nobody stays dead in comics except Uncle Ben and Bucky Barnes, that was the joke.
Project Winter Soldier destroyed everything that Bucky had, including himself. Steve is all that Bucky has NOW. Steve, in those last scenes, needs Bucky to know that he has Steve, because he knows that eventually Bucky is going to realize what was taken from him. He doesnāt need to be left alone to decide that means that he has nothing, and nothing to lose, because Bucky was once a golden boy full of love and promise, but now he is the worldās deadliest killer and a one man army, and thatās a dark, dark place to be.
Thatās how the epilogue scanned to me, thatās what I want out of Cap 3, and thatās the dark place Original Programming, my most popular solo fic, came from: Bucky giving Soldier control and the mission to burn down Hydra, then stepping back and collapsing internally, because after that mission is done, much like Hydra after Insight, he does not have any further use for himself.
Iām trying to work myself back into writing more Stucky, can you tell?