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A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"
Would you?
hi!! this is a blue crush lemonade from a restaurant called Sugar Mama’s in Baltimore, Maryland, for anyone wondering!!!! support Black-owned businesses!
*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved
Me duele la cabeza
This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.
finally, applied mathematics
if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:
the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.
now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:
hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?
hermey is trans
TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.
What happens if tarantula no longger need the frog?
great news! that just straight-up doesn't happen.
tarantulas can live for well over a decade, and female tarantulas can expect to breed multiple times before they finally kick it! and since there's always the expectation of there going to be a new clutch of eggs in the nest every year, there's no benefit in getting rid of the frogs that will keep those eggs safe.
a female columbian lesserblack tarantula will treasure and protect her frogs until the day she dies, and then those frogs will go into the care of whichever of her daughters inherits her burrow! it's an eternal cycle. a cycle of frog.
When you turn the lights off and get in the shower
Oh God someone please explain this to me
Some Holier-Than-Thou Fuck: "Dont shoplift, it inconveniences minimum wage workers and could get them fired :(((("
Me, a grocery store employee that literally watched a guy stuff 10 steaks into a stolen reusable bag at the checkout counter and watched him leave without paying, and without anybody being fired or getting into trouble at all: "You sure?"
No place I've worked at has EVER given a shit. Sure they saber rattle, but none care THAT much. Case and point I was working at a huge grocery store chain in high school and, on Wednesdays like clockwork, the access vans from the old folks homes would pull up. And I tell you right now, those old timers were fuckin PROS.
My personal favorite was this old dude who was shoplifting a melon. He noticed me as he put his contraband cantaloupe in his bag. And he smiles sheepishly and puts his fingers to his lips as if to say "shh, you didn't see anything". I give him this huge wink and a thumbs up, and his face blooms into a huge grin. Next day, the dude comes up to the sushi counter and real sly slips me a Tupperware of cantaloupe, and goes, "you and me are thick as thieves" and disappears. I never saw pappy again, but you bet your ass I had that melon for lunch and I was grateful for it!!!
I was an ACCOMPLICE and I didn't get in trouble. No one even noticed, including the loss prevention guard who spent his shifts slavishly hitting on me and every other "girl" in prepared foods and produce (I put girl in quotes bcus I am not one). Stores will warn of huge punishments to convince you to snitch on people shoplifting but the fact of the matter is that most stores have exactly 0 way of tracking how much shit gets lost or damaged without you acting as their eyes and ears.
Don't be a class traitor! And remember!
IF NOBODY TALKS, EVERYONE WALKS
I hope gramps is still shoplifting melons to this day
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Assassins
“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.
In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.
In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.
The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.
Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”
So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…
This is super useful to know!
and not just for writing!!
@katherine-rose
HOLY FUCK
HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE
I needed this
Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.
and suddenly my life just became much easier
I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better
saving this in case i get to some kind of mafia au 😩 😩
can’t believe i’ve been on this stupid website for almost 10 years and i’ve never had an honest to god call out post written about me. what am i doing wrong? what has this all been for?
dude. did you really just type the words “i’ve been on this stupid website for almost 10 years” without realizing you were writing your own damn callout?
you know what F*CK gender norms
i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider
*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider
ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020
The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)
An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)
The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)
Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)
Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)
Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)
Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)
The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)
Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)
Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)
Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)
The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)
The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)
Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)
You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.
When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been pit faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.
this is really just my favorite tiktok
there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now
how dare you hide this in the notes
my restaurant is in the most capable of hands
btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think they’re cops. it’s really funny and sometimes disturbing
