you're not a shepherd, you're just a sheep..

24, Slovakia, shit-posting 24/7

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[cherryblossomshadow]

This ad is so perfect for Tumblr, im

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s stupid for companies to pay for ads on Spotify: the only people who will hear the ads are people who have a demonstrated unwillingness to buy things that they don’t need.

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

#ah yes I will advertise to the most SPITEFULLY STUBBORN group on earth

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[theweirdwideweb]

[gill-bear-toe]

[hellanne]

Paris, 2011

[anxietyproblem]

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

[apartment-witch]

am i having a stroke

[walks-the-ages]

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

[cannabisexual]

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[toastbutteregg]

im crying from laughing so much

dont ever let this die

[4444555666777888999]

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

[whitepeopletwitter]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I told my mom I was gonna try and catch grapes like popcorn when I was 12 and she didn’t understand what I was saying and I caught it and it got stuck and then she had to do that chocking thing (helmich?)

I wasn’t allowed to eat grapes for 6 months after that

[scandalousladysuggestion]

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

[mutantschooldropout-deactivated]

me getting a text and calling a lyft

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

MR THE ROCK JOHNSON

[toastbutteregg]

me all the time

[lesbianforest]

if now during the quarantine you have stopped wearing make up and shaving because 'nobody's going to see it anyways' maybe it's time to admit that you never did those things 'for yourself' in the first place and that it has always been about the pressure that society puts on women to conform to a certain standard of what is considered beautiful or desirable

[omghotmemes]

How the turn tables