Gay Space Plants

late 20s. they/them. fan of star trek, x files, doctor who, and good jokes. goth or whatever but i can't help that life is cool. i have a poetry sideblog (saintasbestos) and an nsfw sideblog (ask to follow)! icon by tumblr user theminttu

[loveridden1999]

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl

[cowboybrunch]

listen i'm not here to tell you how to live your life nor how to title your novel. but can we please move on from a blank of blank and blank. we have so many a blank of blank and blanks. the shelves are full of a blank of blank and blanks. it's enough. can we do something else now

[alecjmarsh]

At this point it's not even about originality. It's about how I can't remember any book that is recommended to me because they all sound exactly the same

[anarchopuppy]

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

[the-mitochondrion]

Training in the gym with the sole goal of being the butch equivalent of a nerdy scrawny looking guy who takes off his shirt one day to reveal that he’s actually jacked

[rneliflua]

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

[eccebitch]

#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

[zestoflemon]

amok time for girls

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[toasty-fresh]

wish i could make a living doing Something Else (bored, restless, worried about growing old without enjoying myself or getting good at anything worthwhile, etc). can't, due to breadwinner status & freakish desire for stability. locked in stalemate

[segamascott]

detective cuck fujoshi? i spoke with your secretary pussy voluptuous. you're the only one who can solve this case...

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[swagophile]

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pantheratigrisaltaica]

for those curious, this is joanne, a 15-year-old sumatran tiger currently living at phoenix zoo. it's very sweet to see her playing and tumbling around like this at her age -- she's got some people taking care of her if she still has this energy at that age.

i did see some users in the notes who were concerned about her looking 'scrawny', or wondering if she's maybe a juvenile -- far from it! at 15, joanne is very much considered a geriatric tiger; she's a grandma. she is, however, a sumatran tiger (panthera tigris sumatrae) -- sumatrans are the smallest extant subspecies of tiger, built more for the sweltering jungles of sumatra than the blistering cold of the amur river or the dense forests and mangrove swamps of south asia.

when you're used to seeing amur or amur-bengal hybrid ('generic') tigers on television or online, most of which are often overfed and overweight, a sumatran is going to look a bit weird, but joanne looks to be in wonderful shape -- look at those muscles flex and that coat shimmer when she moves! that's a healthy old lady for sure. props to joanne's keepers for taking such good care of her.

[json-derulo]

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