Toe Salad

a blog for personal opinions and reblogging things that i like

[dailycatsblog]

[everybody-loves-purdy]

Polish Squirrelflight’s Hope cover 🥺

[gojinka]

MEW2

[scarechrow]

could u draw two of my goats Briarlight and Jayfeather hanging out, they were always my fav duo teehee.

sometimes warriors has the capacity to write well

[akashicrecord]

I heard EA is developing a sequel to Spore where the animals can self mutilate in response to psychological distress

[skodasforge]

Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art, save me. Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art. Save me, Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art.

[skodasforge]

Nick Robles’ horny Nightcrawler art…

[leafybfdia]

me fending off a bloodclan ambush: im fighting Tooth and Nail over here

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

[junglejim4322]

[aflo]

Those two men should hook up

[levon-deactivated20260124]

i have two fujoshis advising me at all times

[neenarchive]

tragedy fans when their fave characters do not make it

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[digital-magus]

That’s just how black cats be

[not-evil-anymore-beasty]

[agave]

as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[calamitycons]

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

[pseudonymjones]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers