💝Hey, yeah, whoa-ho, I'm on a roll💝

30💕INFP💕Druid💕Taursces♉💕Fairy/water type💕Green/white MTG💕

[aeserathedreamer]

angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[east-south]

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that

[numbuh-3]

Me and my friend found this account on deviantart where they make peoples stamps the opposite of what they say and im really obsessed its so fucking funny

[collectivenothingness]

pixiv artists will draw a cute girl and then add the sign of Mars next to her to indicate she is a warrior?

[angel-derangement]

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[puropoly]

I’ll stop with the office references when I die

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutelathos]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[bedupolker]

Never heard of them

Webtoons!

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[tartrazeen]

🐳

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

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