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physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll
Ok but the subplot where Aragorn becomes the protagonist of a Horse Girl Movie™ is one of my FAVORITE things to come out of the Two Towers.
In the stables of Rohan, there is an unruly horse named Brego. This horse is so wild that even the horse-masters of Rohan can’t tame him. He’s just a lost cause, they say. “There’s nothing you can do– leave him,” they say.
BUT THEN ARAGORN COMES IN. And like the heroine of a Horse Movie™ he’s all: “You just don’t UNDERSTAND the horse! The horse is wild and rebellious and free– like me!”
Aragorn begins gently talking to the horse, first in Rohirric, then in Elvish. He calms him down and asks him what’s wrong.
You could easily draw a parallel between Aragorn and Brego’s “rebelliousness.” To Theoden, Aragorn was acting overly unruly and difficult. “When last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn, was King of Rohan.” Then Brego acts unruly and difficult – and Aragorn’s like “the people of Rohan just don’t understand you!!!!!!”
And then Eowyn explains that Brego used to belong to Theodred.
Suddenly Brego’s unruliness IS completely understandable— his master was killed in battle. He’s a horse with a Tragic Backstory.
“Your name is kingly,” Aragorn tells the horse. Aragorn is also a king. Aragorn is projecting.
Now that she’s explained the horse’s tragic backstory, Eowyn tries to get Aragorn to open up about his own Tragic Backstory™. (”I have heard of the magic of elves, but I did not look for it in a Ranger from the north….?”) She fails. Aragorn is briefly like “yup I was raised by elves,” does not elaborate, and then peaces out.
But as he leaves Aragorn dramatically says: “turn this fellow free; he has seen enough of war.”
And Eowyn is forced to wonder whether Aragorn is talking about the horse….or about himself….
Then Aragorn has a Near-Death-Experience, but Arwen’s elven-magic (just roll with it) saves him. And the horse who comes to carry him to safety is none other than Brego.
It’s Brego, repaying the kindness and understanding Aragorn showed him earlier in the film!
Aragorn set Brego free, and in return Brego saves Aragorn’s life!
Because they UNDERSTAND each other, as fellow free spirits who “have seen too much of war.” Both of them are KINGLY but also WILD, they’ve lived through too much and lost people they cared about, and their strong wills cannot be tamed by anyone in Rohan!
It’s beautiful. Aragorn canonically has Disney-Princess-level animal friendship powers.
When they arrive at Helm’s Deep, Aragorn smiles and earnestly says in Elvish: “thank you Brego, my friend.” And we know that Brego understands….
Literally every time I watch this subplot I think of that one tumblr post on the plot of Every Horse Movie
@feferi
why would they ever delete this scene
one fairly common experience of gifted children is wishing for pain. wishing you had some great big horrible thing in your past so that you can justify the pain you’re in, and so that you’ll deserve help. it’s exhausting and it fucks you up and to anyone out there who feels like they haven’t suffered enough to get help: you’re allowed to want help. you’re in enough pain. you deserve to feel better
the fact that tangled has a perfect set-up for major miscommunication between rapunzel and eugene to be the final emotional climax of the movie (“why’d you leave me”) but instead sidesteps that in favor of a beautiful battle between the two of them in which they try to out-sacrifice each other because they love and understand each other that much. the fact that they each try to save the other using the best means they’ve got at their disposal, the ones they’ve used their whole lives: rapunzel bargaining with mother gothel and promising away pieces of herself- this time all of herself- in exchange for his safety, Eugene pulling one final scam and trick when he feigns tenderly touching her face so he can actually cut off all her hair and set her free. the fact that Eugene’s plan works but as a result he dies, Flynn dies. (he told us this at the beginning, “this is the story of how I died” but remember- it’s a fun story.) The fact that the swashbuckling rogue and trickster and thief Flynn DIES so that rapunzel, the girl who never got to have a life, can LIVE. The fact that after one final successful trick Flynn dies so Eugene, little lost orphan boy, can rise again in his final and only role as a good man and as rapunzel’s husband- all of these make tangled the masterpiece it is. in this essay I will
#op that's just the essay (via @miranova23)
violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards
love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that
all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it
All the flavor, none of the bigotry!
Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.
Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:
¼ cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard (optional)
2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 tablespoons BBQ sauce
@crochetcupcakes-n-latte
Seeing as I enjoy chicken but despise companies that want to throw money at LGBT hating groups I’ll be sure to use this.
@hakaseheart
Give credit to the artist too! http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=578
He’s got tons of other recipes too, and a lot of them are really good!
Cooking Comically recipes are the best :)
Reblogging both to give helpful advice AND to try and help take money away from Chick Fil A <3
(seasoning your breading prior to frying is always a good way to improve fried chicken and works for pretty much any seasoning profile tbh)
I tried this recipe tonight! I have never been (and will never go) to the restaurant, so I can’t speak to how accurate it is to the original, but this is a good recipe! Very easy and tasty. The pickle marinade is something else.
This is actually a pretty good dupe.
“You want to keep her, be more receptive to her interests.” + bonus:
St. Peter’s Basilica, Vatican City
me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen
Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille”
He’s so great
why does this sound like a mcelroy bit
it’s
FRENCH
it’s
FOOD
and it has
RAT
in it
This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀
this is the only mood for being in your 20s
This is gonna be me starting tomorrow yooooo cant wait to he in my 20s like all my friends
Not to be Catholic™ but that want is inherent in every human, and that want is for God <3
It’s almost like there is a deep longing for our souls for something more than material comforts...
“You [God] have made us for yourself, and our heart is restless until it rests in you.” -St. Augustine, Confessions, 1.1
Florence, view from Piazzale Michelangelo
I love BBC Merlin so much. Where else will you find a show which has both the line “In life you always have a choice. Sometimes it's easier to think that you don't” and a scene where an old man gets possessed by a goblin and turns the king bald
#and the line: don’t think i don’t understand loyalty just because i have no one left to be loyal to#and a scene where the king made out with a troll
I love both of these
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I love this show so much hahahah
Merlin has the quote "the love that binds us is more important than the power we wield"
and also there is a character that was a kind of a donkey once
This show has both the line “In life, as in death, we go unmarked” and also there’s a scene where Merlin tries to disrupt Arthur’s date by making him burp a lot
antoni porowski in s4: a saga