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In The Garden of Earthly Delights, the triptych by Hieronymus Bosch, there is some music written on the butt of one of the tormented. The music was transcribed by Amelia Hamrick. It then was arranged and performed by James Spalink. It was arranged as would have been the style in the 15th Century when the painting was completed. It sounds like this:

bowelflies

completely illegal how dare u exist like this

podcastwizard

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

hellbabyfromhell

legendary oscar winners and their final films

anne bancroft | delgo

sean connery | sir billi

samuelroukin

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

teaboot

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

samuelroukin

nooo my good intentions

blank0s

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

alexandralalalalalala

caecilii

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

wardenapproaches

Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

thebeardedladyofthelake

sonic-wildfire

one-time-i-dreamt

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

red-mercer

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

sreegs

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

They didn't really get it.

noctumsolis

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

sreegs

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

powerburial

sour-charity

ummm.no

sacredcitycenter

seeingeyecatgirl

covertfolklorewarfare

Amazing app

covertfolklorewarfare

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Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

glumshoe

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

gemstone-gynoid

you mean like

ontologicalidiot-deactivated201

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares

sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

sindri42

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

solwardenclyffe

Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

sindri42

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

lady-byleth

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

saccharinesatchel

Elves are flat-earthers

cheattoe

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage