You Write, I Draw

Hi, I'm Deal. I WISH TO MAKE TRADES!!! Fanfiction for Art I can't write well but I can come up with ideas so let's add to the fan works!

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HERE'S THE PLAN: You Write, I Draw

Hi. I'm Dylan, but call me Deal (cuz it's funny)

I write little prompts/requests, and you amazing writers make a cool full fanfictions from them! I don't write well but I'm improving on my art so let's have fun okay?

Lately, I've fallen into different tiktoks and their funny fandom animations, and now I've got ideas. Right now, I really like the batfamily and Justice League, so I wanna draw for cool fanfics. You can have your posts here or link to your ao3 ^^

All you gotta do is respond to any of my idea posts with your full fic, and I'll draw my favorite scene you describe in it. The longer the story is, the more pictures I can draw ^^

Message me if I missed it!

Let's try, shall we?

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Sorry I died. Art incoming 👀

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Unsurprisingly Uncultured

So I've been enjoying @doesthebatfamknowpopculture posts (Which you should definitely check out!) And an idea hit me!

Out of the batboys, I feel as though the order of who knows about internet/memes/movies/etc most to least would be: Tim, Duke, Dick, Jason and Damian.

Not to mention the fact that Tim has at least three people in his life that don't get some of the most basic references from modern media.

I'm talking about Kon (who may have been programmed with knowledge of some entertainment culture but may have never personally watched or read the material), Jason (who flippin died and probably hasn't really taken the time to catch up on stuff he would have missed), and Damian (who was just your typical average sheltered kid assassin).

I'm imagining these three people pissing off Tim for not getting his movie/TV show/meme reference and him making it his personal mission to educate them. Especially if he made a reference to something he thinks they'll like.

Tim references The Iron Giant: Kon doesn't get the reference. Automatic Young Justice movie night. Cass and Bart ask Tim if this is a good idea because... you know. But Kon must be educated on cinema. There may be a few shed tears by the end, but that's just good writing. And sure, Tim had been dragged into a group hug full of mixed emotions of sadness in similarities and anger in not being warned how much I would relate, Rob!

Tim references The Fox and The Hound. Damian doesn’t get the reference. With Dick there to watch the movie with them (and protect Tim if Damian gets angry about the ending of this beautiful movie), they watch as even love (platonic/familial/romantic/etc) can transcend societal expectations and prejudices. Damian did NOT hang on to every scene wondering how it would end. And he did NOT tear up at the friendship that defied nature.

Tim makes a Puss in Boots: The last wish reference, and Jason doesn't get it. They watch it, and Jason's like, "Alright, that was a cool movie and all, but why'd you feel the need to get me to watch it, Timbo?" Tim's like, "didn't you pay attention?"

Jason: The dying and coming back to life? Yeah. The panic attacks, sure. But overall why did you want me to see it so bad?

Tim rolls his eyes, gets up, and on his way out he says something like: Because he fought death for the life he cherished. And I hope you fight for a life worth living too.

Jason is left stunned from the honesty, but by the time he thinks up some kind of jab or quip, Tim's already out of the room.

Feel free to use other movies. I only watch animated ones frfr.

(Bonus points for a movie idea for Dick to watch)

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Clark x Lex shippers should love Conner Kent!

He's literally their child.

I don't care if this isn't a hot take. I just want more Kon attention

Also, Lex "originally"* named him after his father Lionel Luthor... Lion-El??

* As in when Kon's original creation was retconned to be half lex and clark

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IF SOMEONE WRITES THE FIC, I'LL DRAW IT:

Regarding this post. I would also like to suggest a fun fic idea where Kon is hanging out with his pals and has slowly developed a sort of estranged father son relationship with Lex. Lex calls him one day, calling him Lionel th same way a parent would call their child by their full name. While his team is still very skeptical of Lex, they're not gonna pass up on the "oooh you're in trouble" chance.

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The Real Waynes

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If you’re familiar with reality tv, (cuz I’m not lol) get this! The public have been begging to see the real life of the Waynes and to avoid any suspicions of vigilantism Bruce has everyone participate. This could definitely be a multi chapter story!

Bruce has to act the Brucie part but still portray a heart of gold for his city so people don’t doubt his good intentions. Dick has to make constant appearances despite not even living in Gotham as he is the eldest son and arguably the most handsome young bachelor in both Gotham and Bludhaven. (Sorry Jason but you’re not constantly charming the public with charisma and near flawless features and Tim is either too tired, baby faced, or hidden from the non professional public eye to gain such mature attention.)

Stuffing the Waynes into stereotypical boxes: Brucie is a goofy yet caring tipsy father. Dickie is the new and upcoming playboy with a heart of gold just like his father. Jay (if the public is privy to his return) is a brash young man always trying to prove how ridiculous his family is while he’s the supposed most down to earth one, due to his upbringing from poverty. Cassie is the quiet ninja like daughter who people would assume she’s the favorite with how much Bruce lets her get away with. Timmy is the latest (b)icon, much to his dismay, and he occasionally plays up his own Brucie persona towards men and women to lead them to wonder more scandalous things about his “secret life” and why he’s constantly tired all the time. Wink wink. Unfortunate, but easy to get the press off his back by at least a margin. Damian plays up the phone-using, social media posting, selfie taking, young activist speaking, protest marching, vegetarian eating gen z vibes of his generation.

(Bonus points if his memes and public posts are doctored by Tim Steph and Duke, who are actually more social media savvy than Damian as he’s not the biggest fan.)

Other Batfamily members can make appearances but if they don’t hold that Wayne name, the public aren’t as heavily invested.

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A day in the life of Steph in the Batfamily

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She pesters Bruce about something, has a friendly bout of insults with Damian, distracts Tim from overworking himself long enough to get him to eat something, and spars with Cass (who keeps going easy on her, I might add)

(As far as I know, she and her mom have a nice relationship so... Bonus points if you include her as well.)

You can add the others if you want, but I am unsure of her relationship with them. But hey, in the cave, we all fam.

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Kryptonian Kisser

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Tim and Cass talk about that time Cass and Kon briefly… idek if you could call it dating it was so short. [Long story short, for like two comic issues, Cass and Kon were kinda into each other and kissed a couple of times. Nothing came out of it, though.] I think it would be funny if Tim was like, “Was he a good kisser” and then Cass looks at him like “I know what you are.” Cass and Tim occasionally talk about Kon if he ends up on tv or a news article. It’s a fun time.

(Bonus points if Cass jokes that Tim's jealous that she got to kiss Conner)

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Left behind but not alone

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A bittersweet story featuring different members of the bat family grieving over someone. Feel free to add more characters appearing at certain scenes. These are just the ones I assume would turn up considering their connections.

Dick visits his parents' grave and is accompanied by Bruce, Barbara, Tim, and Damian.

Jason visits his mom and is met with Bruce and Alfred (Alfred only shows up to Jason’s because he’s aware that the others may not get involved).

Tim visits his dad (and mom?? Idk if they were buried next to each other) and is met with Bruce, Dick, Steph, and Cass.

Extra: Duke visits his parents in the hospital, and Bruce appears, telling him he knew he’d see them on his birthday.

(Bonus points if Helena Bertinelli appears for Tim visiting his father cuz I really wish she knew everyone’s identity by now.)

(Extra mega bonus points if each visit holds a very deep introspective conversation)

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Why must we fight?

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Tim and Steph had an argument, and it’s affecting their relationship (platonic or romantic). The others are keeping out of it. All except Cass. This is a fight between her favorite brother (it’s true, DC told me themselves) and best friend after all. She wants to talk to them both about their sides but fears they’ll think she’s picking sides. She observes their movements, tension, agitated ticks, and patterns and comes to a conclusion of how she can help.

Maybe she wordlessly give them things to help them figure out the solution to their feelings. Maybe she tricks them into thinking she’s unaware of their fight and convinces them to hang out with her together. Maybe she simply watches from afar and just makes sure their problem doesn’t get out of hand to the point of no return. As far as she can see, both sides are valid. They just need to overcome this obstacle, and they’ll be stronger than ever. After all, they’re two of her favorite people.

(Bonus points if she goes to Barbara about her observations and Barbara gives her sound advice)

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My Story

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Jason writes out his feelings in a book and decides to make a bibliography for himself up to this point in a sense of therapy. He talks about his mom, how he was adopted by Bruce, how he died, how he came back, how he wishes to rebuild his relationship with his family. He doesn’t have to want to be all chummy, no hard feelings with them, but he wants to heal and at least know that they have his back and he has theirs.

(Bonus points if he acknowledges that the way he treated Dick and Tim weren’t fair. Not in a whump kinda way but in a “I don’t want to apologize for my feelings for them at the time but I definitely want them to know that I hold nothing against them personally” kinda way.) Maybe he prints out a copy and leaves the book somewhere in the manor where Bruce finds it and then lets the others read it after.

(Bonus points if you actually read the good comics and know how Jason should canonically be written when he was actually written well)

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Cat mom Bat family

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Selina has married into the family! Seeing as Bruce is close to his kids and is doing his best to show them that he loves them every chance he gets, Selina also wishes to share the sentiment. Her and Damian’s love of cats is easy enough. They’ve even agreed that he doesn’t have to call her Mom since he still very much loves his very much alive one. Now, she has to manage a good relationship with the other Waynes. She’s known Dick his entire life as Robin and was skeptical about his involvement at such a young age all those years ago. He’s grown into a fine young man that she’s happy to have witness grow. She’s interacted with Jason the least as his time as Robin, and she only has basic information on his passing and return. A lost bird who found his way back to the nest. Not too distant that she can’t reach out to him. She’s interacted with Tim a decent amount of times throughout the years, but she hasn’t really felt like a mother figure for him. Given his situation of losing his mother, she wonders if he would appreciate knowing that she’s nearby and willing to offer an attempt at being a mother if he so wishes. Cass already has a mother with an estranged relationship. Doubt she needs another. Alright, Selina. Mission: Cat Family is a go.

(Bonus points if she gains each kid’s favor regardless of their approval actually affecting her marriage with Bruce.) It’s nice to have this family together and she’s more than happy to be a mother figure in their life if they so desire one. Especially the ones without a living mother. Not to replace! Never to replace.

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and if I said timkon should be called superbird

what then?

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When someone brings up something you've never thought about.

I don't hate the name superbird but idk yet. I definitely don't have any better ideas rn

IF we go through with superbird, I think it should be "dc superbird" so it doesn't pull up the car lol

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Only we can say that

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Steph and Damian are on patrol together, and they get on the topic of talking smack about Tim. (Steph can either be currently dating him or have just recently broken up. No hard feelings though.) They rag on him while they take out some random goons/villian idc and maybe one of the bad guys say something like, “yeah, I heard that Red Robin guy is the weakest of the bunch” and Spoiler and Robin knock him out with a quickness like, “only we can talk shit about him”.

(Bonus points if they throw some lighthearted insults at each other like the good ol’ day AND when they defend Tim’s honor, their coms are on, and Tim heard their whole conversation wherever he was.)

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Deadly game of paintball

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The Batfamily is playing a friendly game of paintball. It’s fine for the first few rounds until they do random pairs again, and it ends up with Tim and Damian teamed up. Everyone else is weary because they know that they’ve put two of their most devious wild cards together, and if they actually work well with each other, everyone else is near doomed. (Can you tell I want more Tim + Damian team ups? I want the younger brother duo so bad, man.) Team up the others however you want. Example: Steph and Jason, Cass and Barbara, Dick and Duke. (Bonus points if Tim is the main strategist and Damian is the one who gets the drop on their target in a near perfect execution.)

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Silent conversations

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Nothing but stares and maybe the lightest hints of body language.

Maybe the justice league witness a silent conversation between Batman and Nightwing.

Maybe young justice/teen titans/or whatever group witness a strangely still but high emotion argument between the two resident robins to which leaves Damian storming off to tell Bruce what Tim “said”.

Maybe Duke is still very new to the silent conversations so he’s just there watching Jason and Steph have a stand off where the most he can notice is Steph’s shift of weight from one foot to the other.

Maybe even Superman gets in on these conversations but he cracks eventually by saying something out loud in response to Batman’s “statement.”

Cass can be really funny with how hyper aware she is with body language, so if someone even thinks to start a silent conversation with her, she’ll give her no nonsense stare and walk off. It’s giving, “I’m done with the conversation now.”

(Bonus points if you use all these examples and then some. I ran out of ideas.)

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Didn't see this coming

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Cass is the best of the best when it comes to noticing the tick and twitches in other people’s movements. She enjoys observing her family. One day feels a bit off, though. Bruce is acting rather tense in her highly perceptive eyes. Tim seems to be in on this as well. Steph looks more excited about something than usual. Alfred is probably the hardest one the read, but he too seems different even by a hair. She spends the day trying to figure it out. It turns out that she forgot that it’s her adoption anniversary, and she can’t believe she forgot. So much has happened since then that she never really got the chance to celebrate her adoption into this weird but wonderfully flawed family. (Bonus points if she heavily interacts with Bruce, Tim, Barbara, and Steph. You’d know why if you read her comics ^^)

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Clark x Lex shippers should love Conner Kent!

He's literally their child.

I don't care if this isn't a hot take. I just want more Kon attention

Also, Lex "originally"* named him after his father Lionel Luthor... Lion-El??

* As in when Kon's original creation was retconned to be half lex and clark

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