TheTRANSitRanger

Enjoyer of many things, very queer. They/Xe

[transitranger327]

Howdy, I’m Melody (my friends call me Mel)

I’m bisexual, nonbinary, genderfluid, neurodivergent, and lutheran. And married!

What this blog usually talks about: queerness, adhd, sci-fi/fantasy, urbanism, and church. sometimes all at once

You can find my fanfiction at janMelantu on ao3 (I also post them on this blog)

WolfWren (Sabine/Shin): A Craving I Don’t Truly Understand; Ehn’yuste: the Three Ways

Gruulfriends (Chandra/Nissa): Splendid Reclamation

Stormpilot (Finn/Poe): Jetii Mando’ayust

Barrissoka: What’s Past is Passed; Sundari Twilight

Oshecki: Spin the Thread, Weave the Story; Six Shots

Trans Clone Trooper OCs: The Eddy Squad Files

Ahsoka/Transfem Jarrus: It’s Not Enough to Feel the Lack

Niko Aris/Tyvar Kell: Of Deeds Greatly Done

Rocinante Polycule: Proper Thanks

Deep Space Nine Polycule: Anything For An O’Brien

Velcinta: Post Miraculum Ergo Propter Miraculum

Sisters of Dorley Hall: We Have Another Option

Spider-Gwen/Peter Parker: Spider-Gwen: Purple

I also make synopses for X-Men ‘97: Episode 1

You can fight me on Magic Arena at janMelantu#86569

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[possuminnit]

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

[possuminnit]

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

[poobletoods]

i am no longer fucking asking

[poobletoods]

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

[degrommunism]

I'm a WNBA player. Don't use athletes like me to exclude trans women.

IOC's policy invites unequal scrutiny. We cannot choose our genes or chromosomes, but we can choose whether we protect the dignity of every

In more than 15 years of organized basketball, I’ve played with and against people who are transgender and undoubtedly people with intersex variations, and I've never experienced any unfair advantages. I saw these players as my fellow athletes, not my enemies. We cannot choose our genes or chromosomes, but we can choose how hard we work, how we treat one another and whether we protect the dignity of every athlete.

[afieldinengland]

normal country latest

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[theladymisandry]

You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust

[window-to-oblivion]

"Hellfire gala"

I have wanted to draw Morph in a dress for a while, and finally here they are!! They deserve to ✨shine!!✨

[window-to-oblivion]

Totally forgot the closeups!

I love their smile so much!!

[morally-earl-gray]

for every incel white man star wars dudebro there is a teenage lesbian with a slightly deeper and more obscure knowledge of star wars who will one day defeat him in battle

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[barillapasta]

i95 perfec t place for european to c\ross! cars very Soft and Slow european cross easily put european on 95. Put football fan On 95. no problems ever on i95 because good Crosswalks and Stoplights for european walk to met life stadium for european pedestrian culture. i95 yes a place for a european put european on 95 can trust new jersey for giveing good love to european. friend i95

[queer-as-city-folk]

No idea where this video came from but I enjoy it

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[memeseverdie]

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

[theinfiknight]

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

[liquid-geodes]

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

[locatescape-deactivated20190801]

[mandatalks]

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

[marshmallow-gem]

:)

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[yellow-cat]

help! my dog is sharp

[yellow-cat]

help. i cant fathom the sharp edges of my dog

[yellow-cat]

help. its something else now

[kreftropod]

[feyosha]

IT IS SAID THAT LOVE CAN SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST

[closet-keys]

it's sad to me that cis people never apply their "loved one with a wanted-pregnancy" script to medical transition. like cis people often indicate they don't know how to react to hearing about medical transition, but a huge portion of that social script is directly applicable.

tell someone "congratulations!" tell them "I'm so happy for you. I know you've been trying for a really long time." ask them "do you need help with anything?" throw them a party with loved ones where you all give them some gifts in acknowledgement of how expensive it is. celebrate how far along they are. take photos with them so they have a record of being loved while their body changes. allow them to voice fears and doubts and anxieties about how it'll go, and reassure them that they'll get through the intense medical procedure coming up & you'll be there for support no matter what. let them tell you about the gross parts and laugh together. really listen to them when they talk about how amazing and profound it is that the human body can do this. share in their excitement for beginning a new stage of their life.

If there are complications, comfort them and help them navigate what's next. If they lose access suddenly due to finances or criminalization, treat it like a miscarriage and hold them while they grieve.

[custard3unny]

parting kiss.

I lowkey don't like how this came out but I'm done mulling over it, it's been in my wips for months now

[transhuman-priestess]

Half a million people flew from Portland to Seattle last year. Fucking insane.

[crabbysuper]

I mean.... otherwise they would've helped cause some more traffic accidents, so... #mass transit is the solution, actually

[griffonatrix]

I am inside your walls