Conifer

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[truthorsandwiches]

Conifer, she/him, adult.

Freaks and weirdos welcome! I am one of you.

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[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[guerrillatech]

[itszonez]

DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins

[themythicalcodfish]

what the FUCK did Jolene look like

[brinnanza]

her beauty is beyond compare with flamin locks of auburn hair with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green it's right there in the song

[gorebonk]

Some doodles thinking about this post I made a few days ago hockey au blast beam

[buzzyrat]

[dmitridish]

in light of recent events i decided to do a little practice

[whiteteepoisonn]

Back on my blue collie BULLSHIT 🥹

[hydratedbitch]

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

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are you okay

[she-wants-the-doitsu]

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

[helloitismika-deactivated201511]

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

[brokeback-mountain-goats]

this fucking site i swear to god 

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x4]”

[atomicwrongs]

I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[captain-price-returns]

Ngl "being so vapid and easy to influence that the neo-nazis and Israeli government are passing you back and forth" is quite a funny bit

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[spiribia]

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

[captain-price-returns]

Casually mentioning our soldier will be committing mass rape soon.

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[mixelation]

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go