Little Luke

What up, I'm Luke, I'm 29, and I never fuckin' learned how to sleep. Main account for @TryingToMystrade because everyone has their favourites. You probably don't want to be here. My fanfic is better. (He/Him) twt:trying2scribble

[trying2scribble]

Our Flag Means Death | Stede x Edward | Like Real People Do

Song: Like Real People Do by Hozier

[only-tiktoks]

[justgarb]

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

[torchickentacos]

Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[batoidman]

When you get trapped in ambiguous circumstances by the glittery vague magic ropes and ur babadook husband has to bail you out. Many such cases.

[turquoisemagpie]

Carnival Lecroux.

(The whole of the Once Upon a Witchlight crew (excluding any departed members of the Honk Legion).)

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[ryebreadgf]

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

[ryebreadgf]

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

[lenjaminmacbuttons]

[xlandloud]

No like. I finna be in the Pitt

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[dawg-in-me]

I've been using this fantasy to relax myself since I was 16

[epicallyepicepicosity2]

[crazy-pages]

- Sun Wukong

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

if your harmless fixation helps you heal, go for it. get engrossed in what could save you.

[konoko]

[mosspapi]

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

[textpostscymraeg]

Dylai fod yn anghyfreithlon cael safle bws heb fainc dwi'n 1000% o ddifrif

[waffle4brains]

"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question: