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Main blog is @tumblebagel Fiona, She/They, artist and writer and jazz - This is my reblogs and "after dark" posting zone - DEFINITELY MATURE

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[tumbledonut]

Holy shit

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[rocketcomics]

pure love

[sunlit-mess]

i feel like a child

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

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Official somber sign

[terraswallows]

What's something you can say with complete confidence to your gay ir trans friends that you'd never say to your straight friends?

[tumbledonut]

"Harder"

[brosauce]

normal mew mew activities

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[tumbledonut]

KAWKAW MY BELOVED

[pavizi]

adult ralsei built like toriel. you agree

[tumbledonut]

BASED

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[phoenixyfriend]

Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately. Pros:

Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money

Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis

You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'

Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable

Cons:

HIPAA

Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing

[the-haiku-bot]

You can ding points for

‘anxiety’ and 'you just

need to lose some weight’

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yorgen-sh]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[pathogenflock]

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

[blackforestbride]

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

[blackforestbride]

?????????

?????

[blackforestbride]

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

[aceattorneygame]

Nothing good.

[hballegro]

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Looking through the Deltarune Tag is a pretty funny experience because it feels like the Only Two Types of Deltarune Fanart that exist right now are, like...