My dad is a fisherman

HI! I'm Lake, 26, This is mostly just my personal blog to share random stuff. But I also reblog things if I find them important, cute or interesting. WARNING: May contain small traces of NSFW and or CREEPY themes.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

[instructor144]

Long but cool as hell.

[twofingerswhiskey]

I’ve been using these tips for ten years and not one has failed me.

[psychoticrambling]

remember when “lifehacks” were useful?

[the-pink-hacker]

Those where the days.

[startledoctopus]

remember when lifehacks - good or not - were hacks and not fully just new products?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[flowers-but-gay]

[asiaemerald]

[turquoisewolf17]

And the fact that it was made by the same guy that did the language of avatar? Amazing. Stunning work.

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the nb spectrum!

[alaztortarrant28]

Random questions

Okie so, since I'm spending my whole boring afternoon on this stuff, I'll make my own list of random questions (related to the fandom world which we love very much)

What's the last movie you've watched?

What's the last series you've watched?

Who's your favourite character from your favourite film?

Do you like indie animation? If yes what's your favourite series?

Do you like LEGO? If yes, what's the best set you have at home?

Favourite Marvel movie?

Favourite DC movie?

Favourite Disney movie?

When's the last time you've been at the cinema?

Current hyperfixation? (Game, movie, TV series, book...)

Favourite videogame?

What's a movie trilogy you'd like to reccomend?

Biggest fictional crush (female)?

Biggest fictiona crush (male)?

What's a book series you really loved?

What do you like to collect?

Where would you like to live? (fictional world)

What's the best movie soundtrack in your opinion?

What's the best animated movie soundtrack in your opinion?

Underrated fictional character?

Overrated fictional character that you actually love?

Overrated fandom that you dislike?

What's your favourite anime?

What's your favourite ship?

What's your favourite canon couple?

What were your main fandoms as a child?

Are you playing anything rn? If yes, what is it?

Do you have a favourite film director? Who is it?

Are you currently reading something? What is it?

Are you excited for something that will come out soon? (Movie, game, TV series)

Favourite Netflix show?

Favourite non-Disney movie?

Most precious merchandising in your room?

A movie/TV series song you really like?

What fantasy creature would you be in another life?

Do you like Cars? :3 (Enthusiastic answers only)

Here are the names of the people who will have to try these questions first : @ijustlovefiction @champmorado @aurora-ze-aquarius @turquoisewolf17 @cars-that-are-gay @itisakindofmagic @cherrysgf @busyasabbey @callsignstingray

(Sry for bringing up some of you people LOL)

[turquoisewolf17]

1. Jumper

2. Xmen 97

3. Ramone from cars currently, of course.

4. Y E S. SRS Cinema~

5. I don't do Lego, but I love all the car model sets!

6. Currently thunderbolts. Im just waiting for doomsday now....

7. That new superman~

8. Bambi!

9. Release night of thunderbolts

10. The entirety of the predator franchise.....

11. Spyro!

12. Prey, the predator, and killer of killers.

13. Right now? Storm from xmen

14. Uhm.... *sweats, looking at scar from avp*

15. Im actually getting back into the warriors series! Lots of nostalgia~

16. I collect cards, die casts, bottle caps, cds, bones, skulls and other oddities.

17. If I could maybe a peaceful country side. Im thinking... artisan home from spyro 1. That vibe.

18. Honestly dragon heart. The first one with Sean Connery.

19. Animated huh? Hm..... I love the music from wolf walkers.

20. I remember watching attack on titan and really enjoying Jean kirschtein. Kinda rocky at first but learns to be a good person.

21. Honestly vegeta from dragon ball! The reason hes so liked is because they did a fantastic job writing him!

22. Hot take... the labubus.... they're everywhere and driving me insane....

23. Probably dragon ball....

24. Currently scar and lex from avp!

25. Flo and ramone forever and always

26. Warriors, sonic and the edm music scene

27. Meh I've been mainly on roblox

28. Trachtenberg, Craven, carpenter.... I have a lot.

29. Im about to start the new graphic novels of the warriors series!

30. Avengers doomsday. Where's that wolverine game sony?

31. Uhhhh i enjoyed the flash series.

32. Predator anything honestly.

33. A beanie baby deer :3

34. Running with the wolves from wolf walkers.

35. I feel like I would be a Peyton.

36. What do you take me for? Of course! Both animated and physical!

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[notmusa]

holy shit this was made the year i was born

[kunaigirl]

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

[veryfunnymemes]

[blackberryshawty]

Like how bout you mind your business okay

[geekandmisandry]

I can only hope that you hit a tree instead of a person.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

as long as you’re on the road with me, putting my life in danger, it sure as hell IS my business. don’t look at your fucking phone while your car is moving. you’re going to kill someone.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

I did a report on actual studies of this for college.  It is part of a category of behaviors referred to as “distracted driving,” a category which includes driving while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

The reason drunk driving is bad is you have inhibited judgment and a depressed nerve response.  If you are drunk driving, and there’s something you need to avoid or react to, you are more likely to make bad reactive decisions, and make them much slower than a sober person would.  (I do not recall offhand the name for the type of distraction this represents neurologically.)

Looking at your phone is something called a COGNITIVE distraction, which means your focus, in that moment, is entirely on a separate task, because contrary to popular belief, “multitasking” is not a thing that actually exists neurologically.  It is possible to switch between multiple tasks in such a way that you make progress towards both at nearly the same time, but within the same INSTANT, your brain CANNOT, by design, perform two cognitive tasks at the same time without greatly impairing your performance at both of them.  Even talking on the phone while driving, keeping your eyes fully on the road at all times, is a cognitive distraction that makes it much harder for you to pay attention to your driving and to the people around you, and even people who claimed to be proficient multitaskers, when tested, proved to be highly prone to accidents while talking on the phone AND far less effective at responding to the conversations they were having, because it is not possible for the human brain to do both things at the same time.  Talking on the phone while driving was found to be approximately as bad as drunk driving.

But it gets worse.  

If you are traveling at highway speeds, and you look down at your phone for just six seconds, you will have traveled roughly the distance of an American football field while your eyes were completely away from the road.

This, obviously, is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

A person under the influence of alcohol will have a DELAYED reaction.  A person whose eyes are not on the road because they are texting will have NO reaction.  In the event of an accident, this means full speed collision head on with no actions taken to mitigate the damage.

What every study ever done on the subject showed, unambiguously and by a CLEAR margin, was that TEXTING WHILE DRIVING IS SIGNIFICANTLY MORE DANGEROUS TO YOURSELF AND OTHER MOTORISTS THAN DRUNK DRIVING. You are both more likely to be INVOLVED in an accident and less likely to REACT to it in time to save your life and the lives of other people on the road.

Drunk driving is punished HEAVILY by law, and rightly so, because it is a reckless endangerment of public safety.

If you text while driving or check facebook while driving or do anything else on your phone instead of keeping your eyes on the road, YOU ARE MORE DANGEROUS TO YOURSELF AND OTHER DRIVERS THAN A PERSON WHO IS SEVERELY DRUNK, YOU ARE A THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY AND YOU SHOULD BE STOPPED.  Other people on the road have every right to hate you for it and to hope someday the law catches up on this issue.

If you’re driving on the same road as me, YOU TEXTING IS MY FUCKING BUSINESS, because you are putting MY LIFE in danger.

If you want to text while in transit, you shouldn’t be in the driver’s seat.

[beowulf22121]

Looking at this I get to the bit about moving at highway speeds and looking at your phone for six seconds means going a football field without seeing the road. And I think “People look away for that long?!?!?” But of course they do, this is the same species where someone put on the cruise control in their RV/camper and went in the back to make coffee.

[fren-in-jesus]

Remember: driving is one of the most dangerous things you do on a daily basis, and it deserves your full attention.

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

If I find out you drive while looking at you phone, I have a significantly less amount of respect for you

[cooking-with-hailstones]

This is Lauren the mortician. In this video she lists all the things she will never ever do while driving, as she has picked up several bodies of people who were doing these things. The literal first thing she says is texting and driving.

“a lot of the time when we pick up bodies from the scene we find your phone intact. Often the screen hasn’t even locked yet. We can see the text message that you DIED TRYING TO SEND.”

“I have seen the look on family members faces, the guilt of realizing they were texting you when you crashed. I’ve heard their screams and cries when they know you’re not coming home. Your life is not worth that text”

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your last google search is now your villain back story, is it good?

yes

no

it's great

it's awful

*laughing my ass off*

results

Voting ended onJun 25, 2025

[turquoisewolf17]

WHAT TO ADD TO PASTA SALAD

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[noooodlessstuff]

Sorry I get anxious about this stuff 😭😭

[alcinas-big-ass-simp]

sorry yall

[sh1-n0bu]

i aint superstitious i yell loudly in fear as i slam the reblog button

[mrwxrldwide]

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

[midnights-dragon]

Thank you for the tag @brokendoor16 & @marauderswolf22!!

Open tags & tagging! @moriarty4life @ilaytrapsfortroubadours @localcanadiancryptid22 @halfbakedideas @the-stars-are-ineffable @daisydimple20092 @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling

[thestarsareineffable]

thx for the tag!!

tagging @snowandboe @twomanyfandomshelp @ineffable-ezra and @unidentifiedlyingobject + open tags!!

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

@lesbianlazyhouse @lemonic-whimssyy @ineffablehumanbeing @princeloww @effervescent-lesbian @lizineffable @permetutotheworld and open tags

[lizineffable]

@in-my-front-porch-light @rakugakirabb1t @banhamm3r-fr @10marigold06 @goingroundincircles-ontrack @thesuspiciouscremebrulee @insidetheastralplane @blodsten @generalidiocy + Open tags!!

[generalidiocy]

@notsoscarystudios @tiredgenderfluidaxolotl404 @incorrectlyplacedeyeballs @jupiterfangs @clowninthecoffeehouse

+ anyone who wants to! sorry if I forgot anyone /gen

[plantingwhiteroses-moved]

thanks for the tag !! <33

@nyastyaraspurrtina @rapidlydecayingcorpse @gender-haver @mossy-stormcloud @sillystringedrat @candle5000 @/anyone else who’d like to join :))

[candle5000]

thanks for the tag friend!

no pressure tags my friends <333

@bd-wlf @occasionallyxenon @chthonianalacrity @d3w-dr0p5s @kennedylink

[bd-wlf]

Thx for the tag, good to see you candle <3

No pressure tags <33

@alexmey-does-an-arts @bobcatblahs @martitheevans @shrinkthisviolet @buggachat

@run-clever-boy

[martitheevans]

Thank you for the tagggg

Tags no pressure:

@oneflydude @jo-the-bass-stealer @honeypothowell @snailsandstrawberries

and anyone else who wants to get involved!

[oneflydude]

god this makes me look so much cooler than i actually am 😭 ty for the tag :)

↓ my tags below

@screaming-sparrow @gerardway-is-my-babygirl @stefisdoingthings + anybody who wants to lmao

[screaming-sparrow]

thanks for the tag! sadly my current hyperfixation is ✨the character✨

tagging: @wallpaper-inside-my-heart @pr1nce-elias @glitchinginthegarden @fehlerderkorrektur @darkerwaved

[fehlerderkorrektur]

Love picrews! Here are mine:

Love me a bickering married couple

[turquoisewolf17]

I love seeing people that have the same interests come together on these haha

[ydhsbhsnf-deactivated20210613]

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

[roughbuddy]

reblog to let your mutuals know that they can always give you the “OKAY SO” and you will listen

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that