Twisted Branch

BLM

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[babydollmiia2-deactivated202511]

once again I wanna suck cock 😭

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Interesting home built in 1983 in Dover, OH. 3bds, 3ba, 4,196sqft, $449,900. The angular roof lines are reflected in the shapes of the interior. This is such a geometric house, and the price isn't that bad (you couldn't buy it for that much where I live.)

Very different fireplace- round, with a mantel, plus another addition on top, and glass block wings.

Black and white tile floors, glossy red walls, and look at the black & gold ceiling.

The kitchen is very angular. I see a cook top, but I don't see an oven. Maybe it's in the island. The gold & white ceiling- I wonder if the ceilings are new or original.

I can't tell which is the primary bedroom. This one is in the dome. Look at the triangles.

The ensuite has angles every which way, and the sunken tub has a triangular window. Even the sink is angular.

The bedroom with angled walls is nice enough to also be the primary.

And, this one has a loft.

Matching ensuite.

The family room also has gold strips in the ceiling.

Bonus room is used as an office.

And, this one is used as a home gym.

Nice rec room with a full kitchen.

Look at those stairs coming down.

Small sitting area here by the sliders to the deck.

Isn't this nice? The plants give it a tropical feel.

All around the perimeter of the house there are covered decks and walks connecting them. There's also a covered patio under one deck.

Nice yard surrounded by trees.

And, look at the beautiful garden.

There's a garage under the house.

But, there's also a very large garage/barn.

Look at that roof.

1.63 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/265-Schneiders-Crossing-Rd-NW-Dover-OH-44622/35562028_zpid/?

[ampervadasz]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Get off my lawn you crazy kids!

[knittings-and-things]

[ilovecats4ever]

endemic warfare as enrichment?

[captain-price-unofficially]

Same zoo.

[sp00der676-deactivated20250531]

Me and my mutuals 🩷

[were--ralph]

my dream is to lie on my bead with my hands spread out like im being drawn and quartered and telling my 400lb fat bf to let me have it and he just flop dive on me like im a tiny swimming pool and maybe i explode from the force maybe i break some bones but its all worth it i bet

[throathole]

I will never fucking understand grown ass gay men who are ONLY attracted to really muscular men or ONLY attracted to big dicks or any other unrealistic gay porn stereotype like… you have the sexuality of a 15 year old. How are you at this big age and you haven’t evolved at all. How are you not just turned on by the vast majority of men or am I the broken one

[throathole]

Men on here will be 30 and their whole nsfw blog is just bodybuilders and white twunks with big dicks and all of them look airbrushed. So you’re saying you’re not getting hard talking to the fat hairy bearded Middle Eastern guy working at the convenience store… oh. Oh okay i see we are very different

[maykitz]

last week would have been the 58th birthday of bernard baran, who was imprisoned in 1984 at the age of 19 after a pair of parents failed to get him expelled from his position as a teacher's aide via a complaint about his uncloseted homosexuality and resorted to fabricating claims of pedophilia and sexual abuse. refusing a plea bargain for 5 years that demanded admission of guilt by maintaining his innocence, he received multiple life sentences and ultimately spent 21 years in prison. a scrawny boy of less than 100 pounds whose photo was published in the newspapers, he was beaten and sexually tormented, received threatening letters and a bounty was placed on his head. his conviction came in record time despite a total lack of evidence, countless contradictory and objectively impossible stories, and preschooler child witnesses outright asking for the "prize" they were "promised" after giving their testimony. his immediate appeal was denied, and afterwards his family was too poor to continue paying a lawyer. not a single lgbt organisation chose the side of a gay teenager being subjected to a kangaroo court in the middle of the satanic panic. ultimately, his release took until 2006, a few days after his 41st birthday, when a local advocacy group successfully proved the absurdity of his trial and the deliberate manipulation of evidence. he only got to live another 8 years in freedom, bearing mental and physical damage from years of abuse and negligent medical care. he needed a full set of new teeth to replace the ones that were punched out or broken and extracted. nevertheless, he enjoyed gardening and found work as a landscaper. his record has not been cleared to this day.

[moveslikejavertt]

This is what pride is for.

Yes the parades are fun. That's not why we fight

[quasi-normalcy]

This is why your threat response should by firing every time you hear a "tHiNk Of ThE cHiLdReN" style argument

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[willgrahamscock]

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

[infectiouspiss]

lets make music together 🫴

[shiningfennec]

[segamascott]

[lakevida]

Its not even possible to get better at giving blowjobs. Everyone chews bubblegum the same

everyone stay away from this persons mouth OK

[egberts]

[gidguard]

[definitelyheaven]

I love freaks btw and being one btw

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

[chillyfeetsteak]

man people really just say stuff on here huh

[lame-kid-on-couch]

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

[brehaaorgana]

People have been living in the downtown area of Tucson, Arizona for at least 4,500 years. The greater Santa Cruz river valley has been occupied by humans for 12,000 years.

You see this?

That's not a river. That's the South Canal in Mesa, Arizona (Phoenix metro area).

This is a view of the East and South canals. At least half of all the Phoenix metro canals were originally built by the Hohokam (from roughly 200-1400 CE), and are still in use (restored) today.

Phoenix, Arizona actually has more miles (kilometers) of Canals total than both Venice and Amsterdam. No, really. Phoenix has about 180 miles of canals, many of which are built on ancient canal foundations.

below is an aerial view photo taken in the late 1930's of one branch of Phoenix's canal systems:

Also have the "Montezuma Castle," if you need a castle:

I don't need to look at some 12th century European castle to see age.

[somebunnyguy]

[dayquil-driver]

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

[dayquil-driver]

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

[darrandennis]