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Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.

I thought Tumblr would get a kick out of this

This quiz isn't just for white men; come find out what you would be if you were a white man, or if you really are one lets see how esp I am.

#striking side profile guy #is this true?#anyone who has seen me in profile lmk

teathattast

puddlellama

stick bug doesn't even annoy me any more. it's charmingly earnest and simple in a way that I wish the internet could be more often.

bellilou42

There is no moral.

The wolf eats you one day,

And until it does,

The forest is beautiful

[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

juno-infernal

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

juno-infernal

he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house

koyoriin

undertaker // 2

when i found out undertaker pulled the spine spear for her ult out of her mouth, i was like "wow! freaky. i need to draw that immediately."

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#w-what?#🥵#im rethinking making her one of my mains

oka-ja

amygdalae

People will gag at the idea of eating bugs but then be like 'oh boy can't wait for some lobster and shrimp!' Baby that's morrowind food we're eating.

amygdalae

I'm actually sick of you all and your hatred and foul thoughts

zoesupreme

finding out vapes have been lead poisoning people for the past 20 years almost suddenly made a lot of things make sense

zoesupreme

camerapits

https://www.ucdavis.edu/news/disposable-e-cigarettes-more-toxic-traditional-cigarettes

JFC

eldritch-sanctum

I just looked up reactions about this on Reddit and of course a lot of VERY defensive people who vape were in denial and said the study was funded by big tobacco. Also saw another Reddit post where someone asked about lead in vapes some time ago and everyone was in a huge denial and got pissy and mad.

#I vaped for like 4 years #i quit right around the time they were banning non tobacco flavors bc people kept buying laced vape juice #but its funny to think i probably have a little lead in me somewhere

shiny-good-rock

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

shiny-good-rock

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

#i kindof love thinking about that #even if current me is a straight up improvement on the old me its kinda nice to think someone out there is keeping that version of me alive #also this goes both ways you are for sure keeping someones old self alive in your mind/heart #also also that timeframe can be a lot shorter than you think #the me you met yesterday is dead im a new me today you have to update your mental image of me

donuts-multifandom-hellhole

Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

sleepymccoy

@makaeru peer review cos this made me check when the Sumerians happened and I forget how recent history is for every other continent. 7000 - 8000 years ago just isn't that long when you're in Australia, and the amount of detailed history we have access to here is wonderful and should be recognised more internationally

Source (non Aboriginal)

And a quote I picked out from a longer interview with an Aboriginal local elder about the area where he touched on the history

Source (the rest of the interview is really interesting and all transcribed, have a look if you're curious)

chaotic-archaeologist

This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.

aggressivelybicaptainamerica

My favorite fact about Aboriginal oral history is the fact that we pretty recently discovered that the Aboriginal myth of the 7 Sisters, an origin story for the Pleiades star cluster, accurately reflects a point TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO when two stars in the constellation got close enough together to no longer be distinguishable by the naked eye.

The story? 6 sisters running from something that took their 7th sister.

jinkohhh

as a gilgar gunditj woman, i was not expecting to see my culture on my dash.

thank you for spreading our words and treating our culture with respect.

megpie71

Boosting signal.

justgot1

Echoes from the ancient human past, wonderful.

meret118

Their oral history also contains stories about hunting prehistoric megafauna too. Native Australians are the oldest existing culture on earth, which is even more amazing considering how hard the british tried to wipe it out.

Budji Bim volcano.

unpeeled-human

chillandoblivious

I've never seen a post give off such "The Magnus Archives" energy. like so many episodes are pretty much just shit exactly like this.

pancakeke

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.