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NYC // 23

[knightsgaydiant]

sometimes I feel like sanderson made kaladin too young for all his life experience, and then I remember that it literally took a natural disaster for him remember he has parents, and yeah that’s a teenager alright

[tlirsgender]

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

[dragonprincessmew]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[problematicallthewaydown-deacti]

now I’ve only read one book okay but teeny tiny question is it really gonna take FIFTEEN BOOKS to say “Rand al’Thor turned bad but he redeemed himself in the end”?????? And if he’s the dragon reborn already what the fuck is Logian for, window dressing??

[wot-tidbits]

Journey before destination.

[problematicallthewaydown-deacti]

i fucking love way of kings man

[wot-tidbits]

I hoped you will get that reference and its relevancy to the story. :D

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[oldguydoesstuff]

Sincerest apologies that we used up all the fun back in the 70s.

[transmechanicus]

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

[testtheworld1]

This you?

[transmechanicus]

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

[transmechanicus]

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[roycohn]

i am like losing my mind this is so funny

[roycohn]

[mangonetics]

Celsius is so low res y’all have like 3 possible numbers it can be outside

[elf-ear-enthusiast]

we’re the retro gamers of temperature

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Fahrenheit lets me pick an outfit based solely on the 10s digit meanwhile you tell a Celsius user its gonna be in the 10s today and they have no clue what length of pants to wear. Is the 20s a pleasant walk or a day you should go swimming? Meanwhile Fahrenheit says its in the 70s and I know exactly what to expect today.

“But for science-” use Kelvin like a real man.

[cattycattitude]

Look guys there’s nothing inherently better about either temperature system it’s literally what you grow up with. It’s all made up. You only think Fahrenheit is easier bc you grew up with it and the only reason you don’t understand Celsius is bc you didn’t. As someone who grew up with Celsius and had to learn Fahrenheit it’s still much more intuitive for me to tell temperature in Celsius.

A toddler with no previous exposure to either temperature system would not give a shit which one you used bc they won’t understand either of them. As you grow up you learn to associate a certain outside feel with this arbitrary number with either a C or F behind it. It’s literally just about familiarity. All of my friends who grew up outside the US prefer Celsius. It’s just about what’s easier for you to use.

[mangonetics]

I respect what you’re going for here but I don’t make inflammatory posts about inconsequential bullshit to reach some kind of compromise or consensus. Pick up a steel chair and go apeshit on somebody.

[rpfofficial]

there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

[hapalopus]

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

[jizzardtower-deactivated2023072]

[catchymemes]

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[ruinedchildhood]

[helloitsbees]

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[byjove]

“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

[byjove]

I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

[scattoo]

[byjove]

Beef? You aren’t eating, I just said that.

[byjove]

[hollowboobtheory]

who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“