[eurodeal]

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

[antigerrymanderingspiderman]

i love sitcoms, even the "bad" ones, even the ones that get worse as it goes on, i just love them. i love all of the long running jokes, the slow burn romances, the impossible situations, the meaningless drama, i love having something comforting to watch. they make me so happy.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[susansontag]

growing up I always heard “when boys are mad at each other they just punch it out, whereas girls are catty and hold grudges” and the latter was always presented as the less favourable option. obviously I’m not excusing cruel behaviour, words do hurt, but I think it’s a great example of how boys’ bad behaviour starts to be forgiven or not taken seriously so early. male violence is the cause of so much suffering in this world, towards women, children, and other men. this is not disconnected from behaviour exhibited and internalised in childhood. maybe we as a society should show a bit more concern to boys seeing violence as an acceptable outlet for their emotions rather than placing the brunt of this critique on girls who might say cruel things about each other but rarely lay a finger on each other physically. just a thought

[alaraxia]

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

[oodlenoodleroodle]

I’m getting fed up with this whole “feminism as an identity” thing. Time for “feminism as an action.”

So instead of asking “can a feminist do x?” ask “is doing x a feminist action!”

Can a feminist take her husband’s last name? Mu. Null. Question un-valid, please un-ask question.

Is taking your husband’s last name a feminist action? No it isn’t. It doesn’t challenge the patriarchy in anyway, it is the status quo thing to do, it is what is expected of women, and it carries a lot of historical baggage about ownership and shit like that.

But that’s okay, your life choices don’t have to be 100% dictated by your politics unless you want them to. And it’s okay to really want to take his name while recognizing that you also want to do the feminist thing and keep your own, and it’s okay to feel conflicted and have a hard time making the choice. But no more of this enabling “as long as I made the choice myself it is a feminist choice” -bullshit. Own your choices, even the ones that aren’t informed by your feminist politics. You are still a human being and people do shit that contradicts their politics and even interests all the time. Just stop pretending that everything you do is feminist because you are a feminist, that’s not how it works.

[hauntedpamplemousse]

^^this is why bell hooks challenges us to say “i support feminist movement” or “i support feminist action” rather than “i am a feminist.” she says that once we say “i am a feminist” and make “feminist” an identity rather than a political movement or a set of beliefs and the actions resulting from those beliefs, we can become complacent and think the battle is over. 

[destructions-daughter]

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

[miniangel]

can i be honest? i think you’re all very cool and beautiful and capable. i think you deserve so much kindness and love and happiness. i hope it comes back to you tenfold. i think you deserve that.

[papasmoke]

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

[papasmoke]

[verminsblood]

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

[demonius-darkblade]

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

[pedro-martines]

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

[imnotafeddammit]

1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.

2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.

3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.

4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”

5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.

It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.

[derkartoffelkonig]

Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.

Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).

They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.

They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.

[jimmyfury]

One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”

I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.

[brunhiddensmusings]

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

[official-lucifers-child]

shoutout to the two “undercover cops” who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like “substitute assistants” and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as “officer” which annoyed the hell out of them because “we aren’t cops” like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??

[crazy-pages]

Just a casual reminder that this is what secret police are. Like, this is the literal definition. Police who are (badly or otherwise) pretending to not be police.

[swampgallows]

i know this has eight billion notes already but i love sharing these images

[chaoticchickengremlin]

This thread reminds me of this story lol

[bloomingcockroaches]

i think it’s very sweet that jack and barbossa are undeniably the two worst pirate lords just like in terms of meeting their job expectations

[bloomingcockroaches]

the other seven of them all have full fleets that they command from the sprawling luxury of their estates where they sit atop amassed decades of wealth these two assholes have spent fifteen years fighting over the same oversized dinghy 

[bloomingcockroaches]

#and yet you’ve heard of them. do these other guys have movies (via @beatriceportinari)

jack sparrow at his annual review

[transgenderization]

it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

[dawn-the-rithmatist]

Two tropes I love equally:

Character ties their hair back/up and becomes Very efficient. They could do anything. They could win an argument with God.

Character’s hair is loose when it’s normally contained and they are Kind Of Feral. Nothing can stop them. They could win a fight with God.

[ashstfu]

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[cailarp]

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[squishymochithethird]

Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

we'll sometimes poke it with a stick, too...

[bandzhoe9194]

Reblog to poke Tumblr with a stick

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2342

(I'm ignoring canon, happy new year's eve!) (Dialogue from this post.)