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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Kaledo Art
$LAYYYTER
i don't do bad sauce passes
sheepfilms
Show & Tell
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
shark vs the universe
d e v o n
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@uploadus-toadus
me joining a discord server- "hello!"
guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"
me- "what does that mean?"
floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"
me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"
Never expected to be here again
who’d a thought tumblr would be the one to outlive twitter
Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
What’s Ed Balls day?
Omg, okay explanation time.
On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.
This is the infamous tweet
and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity
There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP
Now that the clock has struck midnight…
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY
AYY I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THIS BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A HUGE DEAL
Ed Balls
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
merry crisis everyone
And a happy new fear
you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions
I wanna post something really stupid but I need all of your permission first, may I pls make one (1) nsfw post
o ummm....... yea sure I trust you
heehheheehehee ok ok are you reeeaady?
Yes... we trust you!!!!
!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! sex!!!!!!!!!!
*Police sirens blaring in the distance*
Do you remember this post?
reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
there is literally no reason not to reblog
not to sound like an edgy emo 13 yr old child again but some punk covers of pop songs do sound way better
Honestly, covers of songs in completely different genres are one of my favorite things. This one in particular is one of my favorites.
B R O
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*knock knock*
“Anyone there?”
“Ah ha! You are here. Won’t you let me in?”
“No? I’m afraid you won’t have a choice in the matter.”
“That should do it!”
“Now, now. Don’t be afraid.”
“I’m only here for your life.”
It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”
Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.
And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again
If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it
If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”
when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh
I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.
Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.
“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”
It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.
i almost forgot this blessed video exists
Wait there’s another one of these
If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.
holy shit
The dude at the front is going OFF I love him
And honestly when you reblog or reply to one of these fucks you are just giving them more of an audience. It’s hard not to sometimes, but I’ve deleted entire rants replying to some stupid fuck because it wasn’t worth giving them the encouragement of a response
damn thats powerful
one of my favorite posts here.
this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand
omg
the ideal male body
fingers in his ass sunday
you know what day it is
Oh…my fucking god what the fuck
