Urban Cryptid with Chronic Headaches

Welcome to my dumpsterfire of a blog. Burntout full-time student. Downloaded tumblr again on a whim. Posting whatever, whenever, maybe, possibly.

[typhlonectes]

[tanoraqui]

Oil slick spillage is also one of the most unnatural-looking things in the world. Either it’s freakishly black or freakishly colored. Either way, it’s deadly to living things.

BP spill, 2010

Exxon spill, 1989

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community

[probablybadrpgideas]

Cool Curses To Put In Your Fantasy Game

Curse that makes you unable to read the rest of this list

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[urbancryptidwithchronicheadaches]

Was trying to stack some procreate files together earlier... Ended up deleting them instead

[urbancryptidwithchronicheadaches]

Some pictures I took during Easterbreak with my phone 📸

[urbancryptidwithchronicheadaches]

The urge to draw. the urge to paint. write. be creative. take pictures. play the piano. bake. read. sew. crochet. knit.

THE URGE.

[wildgeese98]

Very dangerous guy: stop asking me questions or I'll kill you

Jonarchivist: right, right, of course, sorry

....

Jonarchivist: but just real quick, wha-

[itsagifnotagif]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[wizardlyghost]

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

[wizardlyghost]

[lichrelly]

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number

[prokopetz]

"Porn artists have it easier because they don't have to draw clothing" I once watched an artist have a full-blown creative crisis because they couldn't decide what colour a space alien's dick should be.

[urbancryptidwithchronicheadaches]

[incognito-mode-official]

Egg: cheesy scrambled

Steak: medium rare

Milk: almond

Alcohol: bloody mary

Warm drink: lavender tea

[iono-u21]

Egg: Any

Steak: Well done

Milk: Covv

Alcohol: Illegal

Warm drink: Fruit tea

[roseworkshop]

egg: cheesy scrambled

Steak: medium rare

Milk: cow

Alcohol: disgusting

Warm drink: either peppermint tea or hot chocolate

[yourfavoritecuntist]

egg: icky

steak: medium rare

milk: chocolate

alcohol: vodka mixed with a sweet drink, but preferably none

Warm drink: hot chocolate

[scouts-cosplays]

egg: scrambled w cheese, fried if im in a hurry

steak: medium rare (only correct answer)

milk: regular i guess

alcohol: not a huge fan. unless they start making 5% capri suns

warm drink: hot choccy :>

[canisxx]

egg: idc I’ll eat it anyway

steak: idc whatever will appear on my plate

milk: moooo

alcohol: whatever is in that glass I’ll drink it and ask for more. (but tequila enjoyer)

warm drink: sniper’s jar jk jk, coffee.

I’m not a picky eater as you can see. anyway, tagging ma bros @scrunckled-idiot @another-delta-lover @tf2addictedmann @thatonesimp-e @aniolleq @zeldot @sewerdraws

[bluespace-writer-deactivated202]

Egg: any

Steak: well done

Milk: cow 🐄

Alcohol: nope for now [waiting for my first sip]

Warm drink: hot chocolate and black tea

[Thank you for tagging me @canisxx :]

My People: @zeldot @soldiersrocketlauncher @sewerdraws @lastchancestardomm @good-evening-gromit @glitteringpeachy

[melondareaper]

Egg: Any

Steak: edible

Milk: chocolate milk buddy, gimmee

Alcohol: never drank but I’d like me some vodka plez when I’m 18

Warm Drink: Hot chocolate with marshmallows and tea

[THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @aniolleq YAYAY]

Tagging awesome people here vvv

@darkcloudsatnight @cha0scorn3r115 @amonisweird @nes-smb3 @trimblecat @wheresmy-berries

[amonisweird]

Egg: any I guess? (I don’t really like eggs)

Steak: idk tbh🤷‍♀️

Milk: chocolate bc I don’t like normal milk

Alcohol: never tried it and hopefully I never will

Warm drink: tea

Ty for tagging me btw:)

@hedgehoglegends @oatmeal-stans-the-trash-rat @im-diseased-but-cool @beckyvaustan

[hedgehoglegends]

Egg: over easy

Steak: Medium rare

Milk: idk I think we get whole

Alcohol: I’m a minor

Warm drink: hot chocolate

@kraang5 @onyxinkygoober @ghosty-0w0 @b00tyyyshker9000

[onyxinkygoober]

Egg:I don’t like em

Steak:Well done

Milk: Almond

Alcohol: can’t have it

Warm drink: Hot chocolate,coffee or lavender tea

@astro-hunny @thecake-isalie @ghostlyaxel

[astro-hunny]

Egg: ew no

Steak: medium rare

Milk: almond or skim

Alcohol: only ever had wiskey and hated it

Warm drink: Chai latte or chamomile tea

@hauntedpotat @wix-0-nightshade

[hauntedpotat]

Egg: yes pls

Steak: all the wayy rare

Milk: any? All the plant milk I’ve had was good

Alcohol: I Will Puke

Warm drink: tea/hot chocolate, I hate coffee

@beanies-in-the-clouds @46-reasonable-hamsters @bonzobotdrum @randomvoices @pigeonsnatcher

[bonzobotdrum]

Egg: poached, preferably by me

Steak: fucking rare I guess idk

Milk: cow (raw)

Alcohol: bucks fizz? I don’t often have any

Warm Drink: HOT CHOCOLATE, partial to a cup of tea though

@moonsanoverthinker @kittimeowzz-blog @hauntedpotat @notadamsapple @ender-of-the-sender @bobbycrabman

[moonsanoverthinker]

Thanks for the tag!

Eggs - Scrambled (preferably with cheese)

Steak - Well done (I don’t have it often)

Milk - Semi-Skimmed

Alcohol - Fruit flavoured vodka + lemonade

Warm drink - Tea or hot chocolate

No pressure tags! @isitjustmeorlifeisweird @oxthemoron @cult-of-the-eye @derecho-noah @peach-coloured-glasses @teafromthemicrowave and anyone else!

[oxthemoron]

Thanks for tagging me <3

Egg: poached or fried in a rice dish

Steak: uh I’m a vegetarian

Milk: Almond

Alcohol: don’t drink

Warm drink: blueberry tea

@encryptidarchivist @vvanillavveins @starmans-spaceship @willdisappearintothelonely

[vvanillavveins]

Thanks for the tag! :)

Egg: i don’t eat eggs

Steak: i don’t eat meat

Milk: i don’t drink milk

Alcohol: navy rum, neat

Warm drink: black coffee or hibiscus tea

@humanteethmarksonhumanbone @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @skyeoak @buried-in-the-archives @critterofthenight @sleeping-arsonist @field-cryptobotanist

[skyeoak]

Hey thanks for the tag!

Egg: Fried in oil, garlic, & pesto on toast, or softboiled w/toast to dip into it

Steak: just barely not bleeding (i think that’s medium rare but I don’t eat much nice steak)

Milk: 2% lactose free

Alcohol: mezcal margarita or whiskey neat

Warm drink: tea with milk, or a matcha latte

Tagging: @amelie-isnt-french @field-cryptobotanist @alice-apparently

[field-cryptobotanist]

Thank you for tagging me @skyeoak @vvanillavveins

Eggs: i love a french omelette

Steak: no

Milk: coconut

Alcohol: old fashioned for winter, mai tai for the summer

Warm drink: black coffee

no pressure tagging: @buried-in-the-archives @amelie-isnt-french @urbancryptidwithchronicheadaches @missimbalance @horrid-mothlegs @mortimerghast @curseofkolyana @waltercrowemakesart @courtlyvampyrism

[urbancryptidwithchronicheadaches]

Thanks for tagging me! <3

Eggs: Boiled

Steak: Well done

Milk: Lactose free

Alcohol: Sweet wine

Warm drink: Lady Grey tea

I'll tag a few people I follow that I'd love to become mutuals with 👉👈 (no pressure answering ofc!):

@prokopetz @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @buried-in-the-archives

[wittyno]

Casper really went for “I'm Not Locked in Here With You, You're Locked in Here With Me”. Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: I'm begging you. Say one nice thing about eachother. Agamemnon: He's got okay... Hair? Odysseus: *so done* Achilles? Achilles: He's alive.

[urbancryptidwithchronicheadaches]

Walking around town, listening to my silly songs, and watching the silly little movie in my mind playing in tune to the music.

[orcboxer]

stop normalizing things we are running out of Weird Shit

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended