Urkel's Bae

Parents named me after Urkel's love interest; almost done with college and currently panicking. What do?

[mellifexfarm]

secret..,.,,.,

[acoolguy]

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

[acoolguy]

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

[acoolguy]

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

[glitterspray]

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

[lyriumandbiotics]

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

[theroborobin]

I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.

[obedientfairie-deactivated20200]

KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER

[supercub-deactivated20171230]

Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship

[take-my-eeveelution]

The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).

[jadedhavok]

I fucking hate Ross so much

[ihategingfreecss-deactivated202]

Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because “it was Rachel’s fault, she wanted a break”? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad.

[capitalismkillz]

What about when Rachel wanted a tattoo but Ross disapproved and when he found out she got one anyway he was mad and shouted until he saw it and thought it was sexy

[taco-bellamy]

Drag him till there’s nothing but bone

[tim-lucy]

How about when Ross was pissed that Rachel was finally excited about her career and following her dream because it meant less time for him. And then he went to her office to distract her even though she asked him not to MULTIPLE TIMES and later demanded an apology because Rachel told him to leave.

[jonsnowboard]

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

[rhube]

I love all three of them instantly.

[alentailleur]

This is so pure. I love it

[afronerdism]

I’m in love with the baby. Like she’s too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[spacegate]

Diogenes of Sinope was on some real shit i tell you what.

-He lived in a tub in the market place cause fuck houses. There he would regularly masturbate in public and didn’t give two shits.

-He would walk around with a lantern during the day and tell people he was looking for an honest man.

-Alexander the Great was a big fan of Diogenes. He asked Diogenes if he could do any favor, and Diogenes told him that he was standing in his light and to move. Alexander was impressed but the balls of this guy, and then said ‘ But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes”. Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes. “

-He would Pee on people who insulted him.

-When Plato defined a man as a ‘featherless biped’, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it to him, declaring ‘BEHOLD! PLATOS MAN!’

-The face spitting came from an instance where a man invited Diogenes to his splendid manor, and told him not to spit anywhere. So Diogenes spit in his face.

-For a while his only possession was a bowl. When he saw a child drinking water with his hands, he threw away the bowl because why bother with it when he can just use his hands?

-One theory of how he died is that he just got tired of living, held his breath, and then died. He specified in his will he wanted his body thrown out of the city so wild animals can eat it.

Seriously people should read up on this guy. He was next level shit.

[antigravitykitty]

Diogenes, the first edgelord.

[showtimechamaco]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

[rarelove]

^^↑^^

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[sassenach-kiss]

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

[oni-queen]

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

[velvet-apricots]

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

[mindfulwrath]

Cowboys in the Old West were also notoriously gay

[theawesomeraccoon]

MY TRUE OTP

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[fuckronanlynch]

They both look like ‘shit I should’ve kissed him’ in the last gif…

[hashtagloveloses]

they’re true gays because they’re both so fucking clueless they think the other one isnt interested

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[imthevideogameboy]

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

[rehfan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[paceywittter]

shawn hunter and cory matthews: the ship that ships itself.

[buzzfeed]

19 Times Women Had The Perfect Response To People’s Bullshit

[ashagreyjoyed]

If you didn’t use to want Lizzie McGuire’s hair, you are a liar. 

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[marciabrady]

[andrewbelami]

[andrewbelami]

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i have no words…just reblog