Washington, Washington
Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware,
He’s coming he’s coming he’s coming
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles, so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With a Mason ring and Schnauzer in his perfect hands
Here comes George, in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents’ brains
And invented cocaine
He’s coming he’s coming he’s coming
Washington, Washington,
Six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
Spread, spread, Delaware
He’s coming he’s coming he’s coming
Sue me if I go too fast but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad
Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart
He’ll kick you apart! He’ll kick you apart! Oooh!
He’ll save children, but not the British children
He’ll save children, but not the British children
He’ll save children, but not the British children
He’ll save children, but not the British children
He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears
Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
Washington, Washington
Twelve stories high, made of radiation
The present beware, the future beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
Did I mention his four nuts? Well he also had four dicks
If you took off his boot you could see the dicks growing off his feet
I heard that motherfucker had, like
…thirty g*ddamn dicks
He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a…
jar of acid. .
..
...at a party
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