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[ursoaldo]

Stephanie calls Bruce

Bruce: *answers phone* Hello, Stephanie.

Stephanie: *very emotional, possibly about to cry* Bruce! I just wanted you to know that I appreciate everything you’ve ever done for me! I know I’m more of an extended Bat Family member and I didn’t need to be taken in, but my dad’s not exactly the best role model so you’re basically the next best thing. *sniffs. voice gets shaky* And I know we were rocky at first, but we’ve gotten so much better and I cherish the time I spend with you and everyone else. *crying now* I wouldn’t trade it for anything!

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce: *wipes tear away* You just watched Hotel Transylvania again, didn’t you?

Stephanie: *crying more intensely* Drac loves his daughter so much! And sure he was over protective but he let her and Johnny be together in the end and fully supported it! It’s beautiful!

Bruce: Do you have someone near you for a hug?

Stephanie: I’m about to!

Batcave elevator: *dings*

Bruce: ?!

Stephanie: *standing in elevator, still crying*

Stephanie: *hangs up, puts away phone, runs to Bruce*

Bruce: *stands up and opens arms*

Bruce: *catches Stephanie in a tight hug as she continues to cry*

Stephanie: He couldn’t deny they zinged!

Bruce: *stroking Steph’s head* I know, Steph.

Bruce: *smiles*

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[ailithnight]

Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.

Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[asiagomitten]

Though it will still be hot, his speech is slated for 9:45pm today (after sunset). The temperature will drop enough that heat exhaustion is unfortunately less likely.

But we have something else that could still work! The temperature will drop so much that thunder storms are very likely right around the time of his rant.

That fucker gets struck down by lightening tonight.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[ursoaldo]

Yeah. Weird.

[ursoaldo]

Stephanie: I heard Garfield stopped eating lasagna and lost a ton of weight.

Cassandra: He looks weird now. His head is too big.

Jason: Yeah it seems like God just wants him fat.

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[squidinktea]

i dont want 22 episode seasons back. i dont want 8 episode seasons. i dont actually want a prescriptive number of episodes per season

its the era of streaming. we dont need to fil x number of timeslots.

i want tv shows to be able to determine for themselves what their optimal number of episodes per season to tell the story they want at the pace they want. maybe thats a 3 episode season. maybe thats a 50 episode season. i dont care, i just want the decision to be made for practical and artistic reasons rather than corporate ones

[assignedmale]

[highwatermark]

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

[isaac--r]

Have a great day everybody

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[leroleroart]

Depression comic

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[kitchensinkchronicles]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[smallpwbbles]

Ever watched the original Teen Titans?

Fuck yes I watched the OG Teen Titans, can we talk about how Robin was an absolute demon (more of a demon than the actual demon in the team)

I love the memes that you would rather fight all the other titans than Robin cuz when he crashes out he CRASHES OOOUT

[ursoaldo]

It’s not from TT but still

[ursoaldo]