online classes: no

19, she/her

[prasejeebus]

[jifyyyy]

Me at the gym when listening to the dangerous women album

[tkyle]

this is the content I come here for

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

Concept: an apocalyptic or post apocalyptic tv show centred on a group of disabled protagonists

Must include:

-enough details about how they survive that no one can call it “unrealistic”

-mental and physical disabilities 

-a character who isn’t necessarily contributing to the survival of the group, but is not abandoned or looked down upon

-at least one character whose disability is actually less of a problem for them now that the world is ending/ended (example: autistic character who used to be constantly overstimulated but no longer is)

Optional features:

-abled person says “the only disability in life is a bad attitude” and gets told where to stuff it

-creatively weaponized mobility aids/assistive devices

-character who abled people think isn’t worth helping because of their disability, but actually has at least one skill essential to the survival of the group

-every time an abled person says something ignorant, all present disabled people look into the camera like they’re on the office 

[trash-slvt]

- character who only survived the initial apocalyptic event because they had an assistive device  which just so happened in that one circumstance to give them an advantage over everyone else

-the abled camp wearing rags and eating meat on sticks cooked over a crude fire. pans over to our heroes and they have perfect clothes, a variety of food and also music.

“what? how did you do that?” “well, jane’s special interest is the medieval production of cloth and, like 8 of us can sew. Turns out those of us who can’t go out much develop a LOT of hobbies.”

[luidilovins]

A character who scares everyone when a zombie bites them but literally every one of their limbs are amputated.

[shiisiln]

“They…. they bit Gina.”

*Gina pulls of prosthetic arm* “It’s ok guys! They just got my decoy.”

[punks-kissed-by-sunlight]

(vibrates at the speed of sound) 

I love this a normal amount

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

Defying Doomsday is an anthology of apocalypse fiction featuring disabled and chronically ill protagonists, proving it’s not always the “fittest” who survive – it’s the most tenacious, stubborn, enduring and innovative characters who have the best chance of adapting when everything is lost. In stories of fear, hope and survival, this anthology gives new perspectives on the end of the world, from authors Corinne Duyvis, Janet Edwards, Seanan McGuire, Tansy Rayner Roberts, Stephanie Gunn, Elinor Caiman Sands, Rivqa Rafael, Bogi Takács, John Chu, Maree Kimberley, Octavia Cade, Lauren E Mitchell, Thoraiya Dyer, Samantha Rich, and K L Evangelista.

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

*reblogs this version again in case you haven’t seen it*

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

Oh fuck, there was an account I follow on Instagram….. Shit

They wrote this short novel which was this concept

It was five autistic teen-agers in the apocalypse (written by an actual autistic person dw)

Fuck I can’t remember what it was called

It’s Underdogs, by Chris Bonnello

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

Hell yes

[breanadavenport]

hell yes!!!

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

!!!

[defyingdoomsday]

Our Kickstarter ends in only 55 hours. We have also unlocked two free bonus novellas for all backers, if that sweetens the deal.

Back here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/twelfthplanetpress/rebuilding-tomorrow

[janekfan]

Neat!! :D I love me a zombie apocalypse!

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[stilesisbiles]

[see-ya-byebye-deactivated202105]

bi person: i headcanon this character as bi

y'all: ok

bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they're both bi

y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren't straight

bi person:

[itched]

this is unrealistic, people get pissed after just the first part where you headcanon the character as bi

[thoodleoo]

all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods…the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise

[thoodleoo]

like. ive never seen dionysus in the woods but i’ve DEFINITELY seen him at taco bell

[uncahier]

[frodo-baggins]

good morning to the losers who check tumblr like a newspaper each morning and yes by losers i mean me

[tropicalhomestead]

I don't want to read the news of our impending doom, I want to see memes of the news of our impending doom.

[cobraonthecob]

we’re here for the newspaper cartoons, not the words

[mythoughtsxxblog]

😂😂😂

[panthera--tigris--altaica]

[Video id:

John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.

John: "...my hand in front of my face-"

Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"

John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.

Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.

John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."

Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."

John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."

End id]

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[star-temeraire]

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

[salwarrremade]

babe are you okay? u watched a movie and didnt reblog its gifs onto your blog? just thought i’d ask …

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[lutzlig]

[greeds]

strong stoic man with sad past: *adopts child*

me every single time:

[westiec]

It's about choosing to break the cycle of abuse and doing your best to ensure the next generation doesn't have to endure what you did. And that's fucking heroic work.

[greeds]

and it is also about learning to heal 🥺😭

[geniusoflove]

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

[geniusoflove]

all my friends are funnier than me n im sick of it

[parakeet]

*bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to si

[parakeet]

[necrophilofthefuture]

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

[long-gone-silvers]

BIG BOY

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[htjmfisherman]

Squid wars is a gay Clarinet player which trump is adamantly opposes too.

[chunkybirb-deactivated20220814]

Things are heating up in the spongebob fandom