[orphic-mysteries]

[detournementsmineurs]

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

[spacedewey]

You could put a Skittle in there

[saga1419]

Wouldnt a ring like this meant to be used to carry a little poison?

[chuckletons]

ah! but consider: you could put a Skittle in there

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

YEAH.

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times

[owlmylove]

after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph

[sailorbrazil]

no talk with me im angy

[itseasytoremember]

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

god i remember those old anti piracy ads. they were so fuckin stupid. "you wouldnt download a car" yes i fucking would??

[businessinsider]

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

[nerdscarf]

This is so important! I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.

[pseudocoding]

The weird thing about this post is that it ALWAYS shows up when I have an interview

[successobsessed]

BRILLIANT. This is so useful.

[copperbadge]

Hey everyone who’s here for the job advice! *points up*

[gen-zee]

“Thousands of people 22 and under (and many older people) weighed in on the most important question of the coming century.”

This is an interesting article to read, and I think it fits here well.

List of Names:

N/A

Generation Z

Homeland Generation

Post-Millennials

iGeneration or iGen

The Thumbies

Generation Scapegoat

The Meme Generation

Memelords

Memennials

Generation Snap

The Hopeful Generation

The Anxious Generation

Generation Fix-It

The Cleaner-Uppers

“Doomed.”

The Last Generation

The Final Generation

The Sisu Generation

Spimes

Deltas or The Delta Generation

[daddiseokie]

DOOMED

[own-satisfied-deactivated]

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[hugechode]

Scrolling through this was the most fun I’ve had all day

[paperclip888]

Agreed

[wickedwonderlandd]

Noone should wish for death…but that was fun

[faggot-me-not]

You good?

[alwaysbewoke]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[fade-steppin]

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[yayasully]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[minfonica]

[maxevvans]

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT