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memeception
WEāVE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
Iāve saidĀ āI hate thisā so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, becauseĀ āI hate thisā is just shorthand forĀ āthis is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnāt expecting with intent to surpriseā. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this⦠This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeās introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youāll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itāll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareās jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
ā¦.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - thatās one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (ātake the breadsticks and runā) is a reference to the tumblr meme āstuffing breadsticks into my purseā. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatās meme two (2)
āman door hand hook car doorā is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the genericĀ āstuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usā story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
āgunā is⦠yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to āman door hand hook car doorā for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomesĀ meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iāve ever seen. the initialĀ āyoung manā lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock memeĀ āgunā matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasnāt going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaās comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgās format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000ās rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
Iām not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new languageĀ
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD IāM GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNāT EXPECT MORE IāM SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING āthis one does not spark joyā TO THIS VERSION SAYING āthis one sparks joyā
well i added my contribution : )
whyā
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*
Alrighty guys ,gals, and other genders and lack thereof Iām gonna teach ya a thing.
A lot of teachers will go on about not using wikipedia as a source.
āItās bad,ā they say. āI will deduct points if you do it.ā
Well wikipedia is actually a great source of information and fuck what your teacher said, you absolutely can use it.
The key though is knowing
A.How to use it.
B. How to source it.
and
C. whether it is good info or trash.
NowFirst Lets look up something on wikipedia. Say your writing a paper on Gregor Mendel and Mendelian Inheritance.
So you zoom over to the Wikipedia page on Mendelian Inheritance.
Now there is a lot of information here. Not all of it is strictly necessary for that essay you are writing. So you read through and suddenly you see something that is good info for your essay.
Boy oh boy this information is useful. To bad your teacher said No Wikipedia Ever.
However there is a loophole.
Itās right there.
No. Go closer.
You see that little four? Its a citation number. Think of wikipedia as itās own essay. It got itās information from other sources out there. Just like you are trying to right now. And since there is a citation, itās going to be listed at the end of the wikipedia article.
Look at citation number 4
Look at that you have your first citation. From Wikipedia.
And look. Do you see it. There is a link. Itās the blue words with the boxy arrow thingamajig.
That thing. Click it.
Why did you leave wikipedia you ask? Wikipedia is great. You have several sources from there. But There is more than what the put in to that wiki article. Those sources Wikipedia gave you are helpful. And now that you are at the source, you can utilize it.
But what if its a book thatās the source.
You can either head to your local library and see if they have it, order it, or avoid the book source. Online sources are just as valuable.
Also do not quote directly from the wikipedia. Quote from the source and then use quote citation.
And MLA citation. Use MLA citation. Since you are linked to the sources cite them. Not the wikipedia.
Your teacher will never know. And now you can finish that sweet essay you got planned.
Youāre on your way to greatness.
For anybody not aware you can abuse the absolute fuck out of Wikipedia for any papers!
Iām an academic librarian and I 100% endorse this post
I am also an academic librarian and I 100% endorse this post. CITATIONS are important.
If you havenāt figured this out by now...
someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*
me:Ā
tag yourself: childrenās series that arenāt Harry Potter edition
Depressed bastard. Sounds about right
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brainās about four times the size of a catās
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOBā¦
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymoreĀ
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includesĀ āi wanna dieā as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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Thatās some pretty good advice. I donāt know whatās left of my humor after āguess Iāll just dieā jokes but itās worth a shot.
Personally i went from āguess Iāll dieā jokes to āIF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.ā and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massiveĀ difference.
Hereās a tip I picked up from a friend thatās helped me a lot ā replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying ālām just a disaster humanā I say āIām the epitome of grace and beautyā
Or like, when I draw a picture Iām not 100% happy with, instead of saying āmy art is trashā I say something like āyou know I think itās time we replaced the Mona Lisaā
When you do that you get to make a joke, but youāre ALSO getting practice building yourself up, yāknow?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you ARENāT joking
This is so important
Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart
When you are wondering if someone is gay and you look for hints such as the Gay Glance⢠and the Gay Stareā¢.
For example:
Another example:
Taron has big dick energy for not shifting his glance