little bit of everything, whole lotta sarcasm

persephone stylet // any pronouns // 20 // writer and chaos gremlin

[very-offkey-kazoo]

howdy, howdy y'all!

I suppose I should make a banner so you can find whatever you might be looking for (if what you're looking doesn't happen to be a collection of my unhinged and often extremely chaotic innermost thoughts).

you can find my ao3 here

and some of my original work here

<3,

persie

p.s. yes that's an excerpt from Vonnegut's Mother Night. also yes i have a cowboy deancas pfp. don't even worry about it, darlin', that's a job for my therapist.

[utopians]

[deanscaps]

[itssquidbian]

romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

[calamitys-child]

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

[calamitys-child]

Also it's not just a charm it is a tiny, not very sharp but fully functional knife. Good for getting tape off parcels

[waterme-stories]

let's open parcels with mama 🥺

@letsblogwithmama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[anyroads]

#cold inspires a universal element of human nature that says let's share this fire for warmth and survival#heat inspires a universal element of human nature that says i hate you i hate the air it's sticky and i am going to do violence

you're right and you should say it

[berrytart]

taylor is at her weakest right before an album release . Lestat it’s time to finish her

[billymayslesbian]

tumblr ocd advice is kind of astounding bc youll see posts like "OCD LIFE HACK!!!!! if you have [obsession] try [compulsion]" and people are passing it around like its genuine advice and not literally the worst possible thing you could do in that scenario

[billymayslesbian]

seeing a lot of tags like "wait what are you supposed to do then" and since im not a mental health professional but have been in intensive ocd therapy before,

if you can afford to, seek out therapists who specialize in ocd, look into exposure therapy, and talk with a psychiatrist about medication

remember the wise words of bathroom blowjob man

[androdragynous]

(Image text:

Higher-Hierarchy Imaginal Script for "Am I Gay?" Obsessions

I'm going to start using public restrooms again. I know that if someone is using the urinal next to me, I will notice his penis. I may even get those feelings in my penis that might be sexual arousal. If I'm really gay, the man next to me may notice. I might suddenly realize I'm gay and try to find a way to let him know. If we're both gay, we could go into the stall and I could finally feel what it is like to hold another penis. All of this may happen if I start using public restrooms again, but I'm tired of OCD ruling my life, telling me where I should or shouldn't go to be safe. I'm sick of it. If I'm going to become gay from public restrooms, then so be it. Better gay than this hell. If I end up giving strange men oral sex in restrooms, then I'll just have to learn to cope with it when it happens. )

[the-haiku-bot]

Higher-Hierarchy

Imaginal Script for “Am

I Gay?” Obsessions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pukicho]

I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

[squiddobow]

[pukicho]

uh oh

[beansprean]

siblings.

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ID: 1. Waist up in profile of Sam sitting at the desk in his bedroom at the bunker, typing on a laptop that looks like it might be open to Tumblr. The closed door to the room is visible on the wall behind him. 2. Repeat. Dean suddenly slams the door open with purpose, arms splayed wide, causing Sam to pause and look up. 3a. Full body of Dean as he pulls his let leg up and leans down slightly, grabbing the toe of his boot with his right hand. 3b. Repeat. Still holding his left leg, Dean leaps into the air and brings his right leg through the loop created by his left leg and right arm. 3c. Repeat. He lands gracefully on his right foot and straightens proudly, striking a brief pose. 4. Back to the profile shot of Sam, who is now sitting back in his chair and staring, confused, at this performance. Dean turns his back without a word and walks back out of the room, hitting the light switch on the way out. 5. Repeat. Sam, now in a dark room with the door wide open, throws his palms up at the now-empty doorway in confused disbelief and frustration. /end ID

[saltchurch]

[bedazzled-applesauce]

i’m sure this has been done before but the idea made me laugh so i (re)made it anyway

[hotvampireadjacent]

there’s a lot going on here

[captainino]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tiger-found-caged-abandoned-home-chance-wildlife-sanctuary/story?id=61130943

Tiger found caged in abandoned home gets second chance at wildlife sanctuary: ‘He seems to be so happy’

The estimated 350-pound tiger was transported to the facility, an affiliate of the Humane Society of the United States, on Wednesday afternoon, and is settling in well, Almrud said. There, he will have the chance to roam in enclosures of up to three acres.

Almrud, who estimates him to be about 2 years old, described the moment he first walked onto the grass at the sanctuary as remarkable.

“It was just amazing to see him walk out on grass and to see him explore and have that freedom of movement,” she said. “It was just such a reward and fulfilling to us.”

Now, he spends his days rolling around the grass in glee, Almrud said.

“He comes right up to the fence every time a staff member is present,” she said. “He seems very amenable to our presence.”

The tiger is eating well – a combination of chicken, humanely raised non-processed beef and whole prey complete with organs and bones. It appears that he was being fed chicken, which is what owners of exotic cats often feed them, but chicken alone does not provide the complete nutrition they need to thrive, Almrud said.

In addition, caregivers are tasked with keeping the tiger mentally stimulated by creating “pretend hunting” games and rotating him through different areas so he has access to new smells and environments to explore.

“He seems to happy and content,” Almrud said. “Our staff is just falling in love with him.”

[bloodrock-lobster]

Just an update! Since I got curious and the og post is from 2019.

His name is Loki now! In June he celebrated his 7th birthday at the sanctuary where he lives and thrives. Here’s a few pics of the boy:

[butch-mothman]

dean wouldn’t call himself bisexual. he would sweat nervously and grin profusely and say “i’m an equal opportunity sorta guy. there’s enough of me to go around ;)))” and cas would glare at him and dean would notice and clear his throat and look abashed and sam would slam his head into the table until it exploded

[deanwinchesterapologist]

we need to stop letting beautiful butches with tattoos and gauges become phlebotomists omg as if getting your blood drawn isnt already vulnerable enough

[chapeldean]

[handweavers]

my friends and i can't stop referencing this post