Delighted to be back on my bullshit again

Hollanov side blog, main account is veeejane.

[dailyhollanovgifs]

I'm still here...

[hollanov-ann]

Oh, I think I know how the staff you like to be treated after all these years 😏 [pinned down in bed by a big sexy Russian]

[daddario]

Obsessed with their hands in this scene

[penandinkprincess]

I adore Reba, but I'm now thinking of the Rose/Shane era where they find a kitten before/during/after a date and Ilya now having to deal with Rose demanding photos and visitation rights when she's in Montreal.

Peak comedy if she has a human name and it's long enough before Ilya first hears about her that she thinks they've had a baby and just kept it on the DL.

Love your fics, the rate you get them out is awe-inspiring

first of all: the idea of ilya in the shane/rose era hearing them on a stealth insta video someone took and posted laughing about having to get home to "the baby" and "priscilla is going to be missing us, shane! she's going to wonder where mommy and daddy went!"

(and like. it's SO a joke. rose and shane found this scrawny little kitten on a date, and rose can't have any pets in her rented place in the city, but she's SO clearly in love with this tiny kitten and shane is always dedicated to being the best in Boyfriend Mode, so he offers to let her stay at his house, and she is jokingly named by the rest of the cast via vote and given a hyphenated last name, so she is princess priscilla perky pants hollander-landry.) (rose is her mom, obviously, and shane is the stepdad who stepped up and thus gets to just be called dad.)

and ilya is now running numbers in his head and even MORE crashing out because is THIS why shane ran??? he had a SECRET BABY WITH ROSE LANDRY??????? was ilya the mistress all along???? did they go public after rose secretly had the baby and shane felt guilty???

what the FUCK is happening

ilya truly unleashes a new level of demon

and then even after he finds out that priscilla is a cat and not a human baby, he still isn't safe, because priscilla is a MEAN ASS cat. unfortunately being at shane's house means her socialization was LIMITED, so she is NOT friendly when she first meets people. she's not shy and doesn't hide, but if you sit on her couch before she's decided you can, you'll WISH she was.

this is NATURALLY rose's fault. it's the landry in hollander-landry to blame.

[penandinkprincess]

perpetually unimpressed and perpetually mean as hell

[penandinkprincess]

significantly: priscilla is NOT a snuggly cat except for with rose.

BUT she mourns shane if she is away from him.

even shane does not know why this is. he literally doesn't even pet this cat because tbh? slightly afraid of her. but she likes following him around the house and sitting near him on the couch (he IS allowed to sit on his furniture without her express permission) (she is generous enough in her spirit to allow this), and so long as he doesn't ruin their agreement and try to touch her, she will even sit on his lap and purr while he's reading.

but NO touching.

shane does kind of feel like he has. a parole officer.

[penandinkprincess]

GOD, though, them in the bar talking about the breakup, and shane dropping the "we aren't compatible" and ILYA DROPPING THE

"and the baby?"

"the??? baby?? what?"

"what?"

"what do YOU mean what? what baby?"

"y-your baby...with landry?"

"i have a baby with rose??"

"...whY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW THI-"

[hollanovshome]

happy wet shane wednesday!

inspired by this post by @ilyasmole , the whole thing is incredible, but specifically this part:

ilya's own fingers dig into the soft flesh of shane's waist and he tugs him impossibly closer, murmurs, "are you gonna come for me, hollander?" all low and sensual, and shane can barely speak, can only give a desperate nod as his eyes squeeze shut and his cock bobs in the mirror. "yeah? you gonna show me how you come from just this?" and he punctuates the words with the slow pounding of his hips, burying his nose in the side of shane's face and keeping his eyes fixated on where shane continues to leak.

thank you for your beautiful inspiring wonderful hornyposting <3

full art on ao3

my art tag

don’t forget to reblog <3

[ilyarozancv]

I often get the feeling that I'll never want somebody else

[toneelspeelster]

shane felt dizzy with happiness. to be held like this and kissed like this by the man he loved - the man who loved him back - here at the place he loved more than anywhere else in the world.

[damnnmilkovich]

[sluttywilliams]

worth the wait?

[firstprinced]

[russianblush]

Was it a conscious choice for him to always touch Shane's face? That's Connor living in the character.

[peachyjude]

how life feels when me and the mutuals are all posting about wanting to fuck and be fucked by hudson williams

[handsywoman]

I love this little detail that when Shane gets closer to Ilya's heart, his hand slowly and unintentionally crawls to his cross, and the moment his finger almost touches it Ilya leans back, distancing himself. It is such a tiny moment that you can overlook especially since you're focused on the gentle forehead kiss, but I believe it is so symbolic for them.

[thisfeebleheart]

the holy trinity of soft kisses

[dailyhollanovgifs]

his little wave 🥹

[sheisraging]

Good. That's what I want too.

[katesgottareadthebooks-blog]

I am losing myself in so many thoughts about the Centaurs being unwanted by any other team in the league. Obviously we know about Wyatt, Troy and Wiebe. Luca looks like he is fifteen when he’s twenty. He looks like a very tall twelve year old when he is drafted in 2018. Sure he’s incredibly talented, but there is so much talk about his physique and how he’s not aggressive or tough enough for the NHL. To top it all off he bombs his Combine interviews. No one expects him to be a 1st round pick, but the Centaurs pick him 2nd overall. Every single podcaster and sports journalist calls it one of the worst draft decisions in the last decade. Evan starts dating Caitlin and he can’t ignore his teammates and their attitude towards women anymore. After giving some rookies a talking to about pressuring some girls at a bar his coach tells knock it off if he wants to stay on the team. He doesn't listen. He makes a fuss about a player taking home a woman a bit too drunk for his taste. He’s traded to Ottawa by the end of the year. Nick pushes back against sending one of the young players back on to the ice too early. When a second injury ends the player’s career with the suggestion that it might not have been so bad if he was allowed to heal properly Nick loses on his coach, the team doctor and anyone else he can think of. Ottawa claims him off of waivers. Zane is drafted to Ottawa and the coach sucks. He finally gets brave enough when he is finished with his ELC to take the abuse to the Centaurs management. In a move that’s unexpected some of the veterans back him up and the coach is fired. The Centaurs then cycle through a list of bad coaches that are at least tolerable human beings until Wiebe. His first coach however is hired by another team and makes sure his “side” reaches every team in the league. Staff from three different teams make sure to tell him that he better make Ottawa happy because no other team will take him.