Procrastination Lord

Any pronouns•21 y/o•Czech•Will post (and reblog) both Czech and English with no sorting whatsoever•Likely just a bunch of rats in a trenchcoat•Obsessed with SO many things•Radical and Sporadical•zootechnikovy-analy sideblog

[irreverent-sword]

Hellooo, Dally fictive here, just wanted to say hi (and that you're an absolutely awesome sword/shushu)!!

Anyways that's all baiiiii

unless you wanna be friends that is :3

Why hello there, Sir Percedal. What a nice surprise, I see you've finally got some sense knocked into you, huh? I'm a bit busy for extra buddies at the moment, but I wouldn't mind chatting every now and then.

[voidelicious]

Well, didn't really have a choice in terms of the sense part, getting by without my trusty sword gets hard.......

I won't bother you too much tho, you busy shushu you! Have fun with... Whatever it is you're doing! (I'm guessing chaos and destruction, with a side of conquest)

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m kinda surprised that nalbinding isn’t as popular as crochet and knitting tbh because it has an even lower barrier of entry tools wise and unlike crochet and knitting it makes fabric that you can cut.

I guess it’s because it’s slower or something.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Nalbinding aka needle binding is when you use yarn and a big sewing needle to make fabric btw

It also has a lot of different kinds of stitches you can do that make different densities of fabric.

Some people even make rugs.

[thewolfwaitsbelow]

I feel like part of it might be casual people are generally aware of the existence of crochet and knitting, even if they don’t know very much about either, but have never heard of nalbinding

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I hadn’t heard of it until recently and I ordered a big bone needle for myself to try it out and that should be arriving soon.

I was surprised that I’d never heard of it though. It’s older than knitting and crocheting and even though it’s been done all over the world it’s super relevant to Nordic culture and my grandmother and I are both into keeping in touch with our roots a bit so I’m surprised I’ve never heard of it.

It seems like the sort of thing that would be popular even if not as popular as crocheting and knitting, considering the low barrier of entry.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You also don’t need a bunch of different sized needles for nalbinding or whatever. The size of the stitch is controlled either completely freehand or by pulling it against one of your fingers. Most people who have a lot of nalbinding needles seem to either have tried out wood, bone, and metal ones to see which kind they liked or they enjoy carving wood or bone and like making their own needles as an extra hobby.

It’s also a lot easier to freehand and adjust as you go than crochet or knitting and you mostly go by inches instead of rows and number of stitches so a large number of accessories like stitch markers or whatever isn’t really necessary.

Maybe the lack of accessories also makes it unpopular idk. People do like collecting things in their nests.

[the-color-of-sound-is-space]

I've been wanting to do so, I cannot find anyone who can teach me, and any books I can find on it are Ass in the Visual Learning department. Otherwise I'd be making the hell outta some nalbinded fabric

[what-even-is-thiss]

I found this channel by a nice man who makes up close tutorials

Happy Needlebinding

I create videos on YouTube to learn people how to needlebind using two fingers and your thumb. Needlebinding helps people to relax, relieve

[slenders1ckn3ss]

@hollowedskin

[hollowedskin]

Ooh thank you for the tag! It is going in my hoard of links and such.

I am fascinated by nalbinding, but I'm also still working on my panic at cutting yarn to do colour changes in crochet (because then I can't undo it and reuse the yarn) so I feel like nalbinding will by necessity have to come after I can cut yarn without crying like, at least 80% of the time.

[the-haiku-bot]

Ooh thank you for the

tag! It is going in my

hoard of links and such.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[myvalzpival]

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[liminaldiaries]

Obracím se na český tumblr s prosbou. V rámci seminárky provádím průzkum veřejného mínění na téma Dopravní dostupnosti na Mostecku.

Pokud žijete nebo pracujete na Mostecku prosím o vyplnění krátkého dotazníku k této práci.

Dotazník se soustředí na spokojenost občanů s dopravní infrastrukturou okresu Most. Průzkum je zcela anonymní a vyplnění trvá přibližně 3 minuty.

Díky moc

https://forms.gle/LD6gHY4uVFGWEV6p9

Doprava na území okresu Most

Dobrý den, v rámci seminární práce provádím průzkum veřejného mínění v oblasti dopravy. Dotazník se soustředí na následující výzkumné otázky

[voidelicious]

@toby-jester-emoji @green-tea-crow (go forth my minions mutuals!)

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I fucking hate it here

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!

[d-e-w-p]

save

[pnglove]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a kiss

[rebuiltcombatsister]

me when i fucking lie

[rebuiltcombatsister]

"there is no evidence trans users were disproportionately... impacted" but by our count, since we are the only ones who care enough to count, of the ~200 blogs termed wednesday literally only one wasnt transfem

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

@staff @humans you lying mendacious cunts

[mutationgirl]

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion was banned by staff about an hour ago with no warning or message, no explanation.

[ailathemoodentity]

guess who cant see the screenshots because they "violate the guidelines"?

[voidelicious]

Is it perhaps because the fucking article is (as far as I can tell) beyond a paywall??? Are we being that much of a cunt @staff???

[psych-is-the-name]

[ven-erated]

Day 1: Tumblr announces a new update, one which will enable harrassment and generally makes the site worse. Staff is bullied.

Day 2: in response to massive complaints, support tickets, bug reports, news coverage, tumblr reverts the change. Staff is praised

Day 3: after solving a problem they made themselves, they ban at least 50 transfem blogs, all the followers of one transfem blog. Silence from the broader community.

Day 3 cont: Staff once again solves their own problem and reinstates the banned blogs.

We’re right back where we started. Don’t trust staff. Don’t ever trust them.

[ven-erated]

Staff will try this shit again. Don’t be silent. Don’t let us die alone.

[the-haiku-bot]

Staff will try this shit

again. Don’t be silent. Don’t

let us die alone.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[icannotreadcursive]

I feel like there’s needs to be, like, handbook for authors who post on Ao3 for effective metatext.

By metatext I mean like tagging, summary, and authors notes (especially initial authors notes at the beginning of a fic). The means by which we communicate to our readers what they’re getting into.

Because we kind of all have to learn it by osmosis and there are conventions but nobody’s really taught them at the start, so there’s inconsistencies and misunderstandings or people just not knowing things through no fault of their own.

This ends up breeding frustration and confusion and in the worst cases resentment, hurt, and aggression.

I’m severely tempted to make such a handbook and get it circulating.

I think it would do fandom a lot of good.

[icannotreadcursive]

Good news, I’m writing it

[icannotreadcursive]

Update:

I’m at 9680 words, roughly 16 pages single spaced, with two or three sections to go.

[icannotreadcursive]

Update:

First draft done. 11,100 words, 29 pages with formatting

[icannotreadcursive]

The final draft is getting cleaned up right now. I’ll probably be figuring out how to post it tomorrow.

On which note, anybody know the best way to make a PDF available online?

[icannotreadcursive]

Okay it is done!

Go here for the PDF, or here to view the whole document as a tumblr post.

I recommend the PDF.

Related note: the post length limit on tumblr is apparently more than 13,000 words.

[mikkeneko]

Worth a read; even as a long-time fandom veteran I encountered things I didn’t know were in use, like the “& Related Fandoms” tags.

[naexdreams]

[natureposter]

Somewhere, August 2025

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[lexiklecksi]

For the calligraphy requests may i ask for "You Are Loved"? I feel a lot of people need to hear that 💜

To everyone reading this:

Spread the love 💗

[noctuamagna]

You Are Loved

[next-of-kith]

[dr-lemurr]

[noctuamagna]

Yay we got another one!

summoning fellow calligraphers, anyone else feel like contributing to this?

@eagle-writes, @rararatigan, @capn-o-my-soul?

[capn-o-my-soul-deactivated20241]

i ran out of paper that doesn't bleed so here is one on paper that does bleed ;-; (it looks really bad and i am not proud of it at all i'm so sorry)

featuring a massively fucked up L and no drafting lines

also i forgot the little lines that go inside the Y dammit

[rararatigan]

I’ve been summoned

And you are loved

[lavender-in-the-field]

You are loved. Always and eternally.

[silvergryphonart]

It’s an inadvisable time of night for me to get up and

[anothersojourner]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]