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donwhitetigertales

phthalology

#is this a sheep herding dragon

hazelandglasz

No a sheep hoarding dragon

theriu

I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING

ceekari

Shephoard

feefal

A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

huffylemon

damn ok lake superior

songsofwaterandnight

Ok yeah that lake is superior

d3monicas

hello sidney, it’s an honor

alivehouse

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

alivehouse

kristina100000

youdanceinsidemychest

veeranger

every time someone is like ok make your christmas list im like well suddenly it turns out ive never desired anythign in my fucking life

veeranger

this is literally how i feel

turing-tested

obsessed with this frame from the scoob! movie

steven-the-slime-deactivated202

“Like, how would a melody describe itself, man?”

missinformation5031

“I’m like, not a who man, I’m a what.”

jimmy-magnet

eunuch-whisperer-deactivated202

“are you amab or afab?” thank you for asking! I’m afag ☺️

pussytronicbrain

at first my brain decided this meant ‘assigned female at girth’

sab201030

My cock was so massive they just KNEW I'd be a girl.

cryptotheism

Source

intercal

the fact that we made it through the Cold War is nothing short of a miracle. I wish we talked about Mutual Assured Destruction more in schools

cipherface-deactivated20200224

William Gibson once suggested that the days on which we almost destroyed the world with nuclear weapons should be recognized as international holidays, to raise awareness of how very precarious the situation has been at times.

If you would like to observe such a holiday, October 27th should be Vasili Arkhipov Day. During the Cuban missile crisis he was first officer on Soviet submarine B-59 off the coast of Cuba. When the destroyer USS Beale began to drop depth charges to force them to the surface, his captain decided that WW III must have started, and ordered his men to arm and fire a nuclear torpedo at a group of American ships. Due to a strange circumstance, the captain had to seek Arkhipov’s approval to fire the weapon, because while he was only second in command of the sub, he was in command of the flotilla of which the submarine was a part. Arkhipov, outnumbered three to one, steadfastly refused to give his approval.

jheselbraum

Important context: Arkhipov had previously been involved with a nuclear incident aboard another sub, and cited the things he witnessed happening to the crew as one of the reasons he refused to give approval.

mnemonomancy

Happy Vasili Arkhipov day

femboy-fever

What if I don't want to leave Texas? The only option for LGBT+ southerners should not be, "Just move somewhere else."

I don't have any attachment to "somewhere else". I don't have a community "somewhere else". I have to start from scratch "somewhere else", and that should not be my only option. That should not be the option people in big, northern, liberal cities give me whenever I talk about the political climate in the south.

I want to make the south safe for me and mine, not abandon it entirely. This is my home. These are my roots. We should be focused on making these places better, not writing them off as a lost cause.