I'm an idiot.

[gasterofficial]

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[zvaigzdelasas]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

who are you voting for

Labour Party

Worker's Party Of Korea

Voting ended onMay 25, 2024

[kind-of-human1]

[unpretty]

i'm taking an accounting class and i gotta ask: how do you do this. what does any of this mean. what's a number

welcome to X-Treme Sudoku

[unpretty]

i love when people talk about accounting as a job that will be automated in the future as if i, an human being, do not struggle to interpret whatever the fuck this thing is that i’m supposed to believe is an invoice

[unpretty]

there are people who think accounting is hard because they assume it’s math, and people who think accounting is easy because they assume the computer does all the math, and they’re both wrong because most of accounting is trying to figured out what the fuck they expect you to do with this

what does this mean. who is jeff. does he have a tax id number? is he an exterminator or did you buy rats. it looks like he wrote 300.00 but instead of putting a decimal he just put the zeroes in the second box but then forgot to do either on whatever that second number is. is that the amount of the discount or is that the total after the discount. are you trying to tell me these discount rats were tax deductible. if you think discount rats jeff is gonna use the kind of centralized invoicing system that would be necessary to let a computer deal with this, you are mistaken and he still wants his money.

[somethingwittythiswaycomes]

The best part is when Jeff, trying to Get With The Times, sends you an email with a shitty scan of this paper as an attachment. It’s a .jpeg. And it’s sideways. And way bigger than it needs to be.

Goddamnit Jeff.

[unpretty]

jeff called asking when he’d get paid and when you told him you never got the invoice because some idiot shoved it in his coat pocket and never actually turned it in, he helpfully scanned the carbon copy of the invoice at the lowest resolution you have ever seen in your life. the image is huge, but so are the pixels. you cannot confirm that he increased the image size thinking this would help his shitty scan, but you have an inkling. you’re still not clear on who in the department is supposed to have the purchase order you need before you can pay whatever this is, because jeff just kept referencing him as ‘your guy’. you don’t think jeff knows who it was, either. you just have to keep showing people this shitty scan and asking if they recognize it. jeff’s official business email is truckferguson69 at yahoo dot com.

[omgimsuchadork]

A scan? Oh, no, Jeff can’t figure out the scanner. It’s a picture from his old digital camera from 2005 – because he does know how that works (finally), and it’s good enough, right? – and on an angle so that all the info at the top is bunched up and hard to read, like this

[unpretty]

you attempt to explain to jeff that in order to pay him you must first have information on who he is and how to pay him. you attempted to mail him a w9 form using the address you managed to glean from his invoice, but it turns out that belongs to his estranged mother whose invoice book he borrowed. he insists you can just email him the form. you send him the pdf. two weeks later the guy who hired him asks why his friend jeff hasn’t been paid. you explain that you still don’t have his paperwork. he forwards you a screenshot of his email, where jeff for some reason emailed this department head his w9 twelve days ago instead of just replying to your email. he filled it out by screenshotting the pdf and drawing on it with his finger on his iphone. his legal name is richard mcleod and he lives a ten minute walk from your office.

[aseariel]

This is it, this is accounting

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

[lonestatus]

girl it's a single sentence

[charlottan]

need you to be not so toughies on me.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

[lonestatus]

hold on i'm busy i'll have to check what you said in a minute

[charlottan]

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

[thesnadger]

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

[thesnadger]

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

[argumate]

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

[unpatchedglitch]

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

[argumate]

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

[utopians]

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

[funny-tik-toks]

[strongermonster]

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

[supreme-leader-stoat]

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

"queue" was a bad choice for the tumblr feature they should have picked some shit that doesn't rhyme with anything just to fuck with aesthetic bloggers who make their tag some cutesy shit. should have named it the sploange feature

[paxamericana]

[endreal]

Incubus

I can never remember what this difference between an incubus and a succubus is so while I'm looking that up I need you to hold the wheel and drive

[endreal]

[scribbles notes furiously]

[halobats]

this has reduced me to tears

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[kotortwo]

the bitches call me apple

[kotortwo]

because my seed contains trace amounts of cyanide

[bunniope]

go to a doctor man

[honted]

i can't stop thinking about this