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@watchusdance
Get you a girl who can do both
we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine
fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning “forty days”, used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague)
so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine
the treatments are completely covered too
someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump
what if it was mario you utter fool
Talk shit, get hit
good
Justice is Served
Great headline
This is not an appropriate adult response to racism. Racism is bad. But if someone calls you a bad name and your response is to kick him in the face twice you are not acting as an adult should. Shame on the racist. And shame on this “adult.”
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Hey, I’ll give it a shot!
ways bisexuals communicate
finger guns
thumbs up
peace signs
salutes
“y’all”
wait a minute
These two things get confused for each other far too often
Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.
You wouldn’t download a plant
Bitch, i might.
And my weak ass elementary school got rid of our jungle gym because Ella was too weak to hang on and sprained her wrist
That is a death trap
ok fun but like… how do you stop?
I feel like this cannot possibly be the intended usage but also I can’t imagine any other possible intention for this contraption??
They’ve discovered a perpetual lawsuit machine.
Kids seriously have a deathwish
It’s like they took a Medieval torture device and converted it into playground equipment.
Holy crap i wanna try this
you know what’s a good feeling? a real good feeling?
when sunbeams do this.
that is all.
this video always cheers me up
my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year”
(via)
This is the only video that matters
I’m losing my shit here